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Bryan Howell, for reals
@bryanhowell.bsky.social
1.2K followers 1.5K following 2.9K posts
Semi-professional liar. I mean screenwriter.

Former game narrative designer (Xbox, LucasArts)

Interests: Cinema (any brow-level); Screenwriting; Making indie films; Books (any kind), Gaming for FUN; Climbing; Absurdism; KEXP; Progress; PNW-ness; Kindness
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October 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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The “you had me at hello” scene from Jerry McGuire, with the text “you had me at Kerrygold“
October 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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A family portrait of a bodybuilder with his wife and child. The bodybuilder is in a speedo and is oiled up and flexing. The wife and child are dressed normally, several feet away, looking somewhat uncomfortable.
March 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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My doggo says hi back.
A grey toy poodle lies on his back, covering his eyes with his paws. He’s adorable.
March 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Hey @gailsimone.bsky.social who is this lady all up in my digital comics she looks like a bad mama jama…
The digital splash page of the DC Infinite Comics app, with a Talent Spotlight featuring Gail Simone
March 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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I dunno, it doesn’t flow as well, just my two cents.
The scene from Dirty Dancing when Patrick Swayze says “Nobody puts Baby in the corner,” but the meme text reads “nobody puts illegal and collusive boycott in the corner.”
March 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Oh hey NICE JOKE TYLER 😁❤️
A screenshot of a skeet by Bryan Howell that says: Hey I *could* win a point against Serena Williams! ...We're talking about playing Spider-Man Trivia, right?
March 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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The “You had me at hello” meme from Jerry Maguire, but the text reads: You had me at “little café terraces”
March 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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If Zelensky had bone spurs they’d be like Doomsday’s, from Superman.
The character Doomsday, from Superman. He’s very scary and has big sharp bone spikes sticking out all over.
March 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Okay I’m putting a stake in the ground: Ego Nwodim for the #MCU Storm.

#comics #comicssky #comicsky #snl
Ego Nwodim looking like a superhero in a shiny metallic dress, posing in front of a bunch of stage lights. https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a35586479/saturday-night-live-ego-nwodim-melissa-villasenor-heidi-gardner-profile/
March 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Just leaving this slightly modified image here in case anyone needs it. Original credit in ALT text.
Original image: Donald Trump arrives for his speech to a joint session of Congress as Rep. Melanie Stansbury (D-NM) holds a sign reading "This is not normal" at the U.S. Capitol on March 04, 2025 in Washington, DC. Win McNamee/Pool via REUTERS Image modified to make the sign BLANK.
March 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Okay, I have no idea if it holds up, but I remember this airing when I was young and it felt like an extended feverdream…
A poster for the tv miniseries Wild Palms, with Jim Belushi, Kim Cattrall, and Dana Delaney
March 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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The "you had me at Hello" meme from Jerry Maguire, but the text reads "You had me at 'whipped lard'"
February 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Say what you will, but Art Garfunkel looks INCREDIBLE.
Am image of Sabrina Carpenter and Paul Simon together on stage during the SNL 50th anniversary show.
February 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Kid crush go
Kathy Ireland. She’s dreamy.
February 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Yeah I mean look at this rich cavalcade of information how could I have been such a fool?
The profile page of stevieb1234. It has basically zero information.
February 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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@gailsimone.bsky.social what just happened?!? How? Also what? Also why? Also… what?!?
A screenshot that proves Gail Simone just followed me on BlueSky. IT PROVES IT.
February 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Here’s a fun chart where you can compare portraits with different focal lengths!

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A 3x3 grid of portrait photos showing the effects of different focal lengths. By Rich Legg.
February 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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This panel from an issue of The Spectacular Spider-Man has literally been my life motto since I read it back in 1985…
A comic panel. A uniformed police officer says “Bad joke, Stan. Very bad joke.” A plain clothes officer responds “Laugh so you don’t cry, Arnie.”
February 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I’m just gonna keep posting this video, sorry.
February 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Feeling the Casablanca vibe in the air right now… #filmsky
February 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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The “You had me at hello” scene from Jerry Maguire, but the caption is “You had me at Word Fart”
February 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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If you see this, post a fictional artist/band you would love to see live
The band “Cold Slither” from the GI Joe cartoon. Cold Slither was actually made up of Cobra agents Zartan and the Dreadnocks… which itself is a pretty good band name, right?
January 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Ok I can’t be the only one who hears “The Lonely Man” theme from the Incredible Hulk TV series when I look at this album cover. Right?
Album cover for Delbert McClinton’s album “The Jealous Kind.” because he’s dressed in jeans and a button up shirt against the background of a desolate countryside, it bears a striking resemblance to the image of Bill Bixby as David Banner hitchhiking in the Incredible Hulk TV show.
January 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM