Bryan Bennett
@bryanhbennett.bsky.social
So we’re all supposed to be in suits, but also need to make sure to get that workout in during our connection or yet another flight delay. What a fucking buffoon.
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
So we’re all supposed to be in suits, but also need to make sure to get that workout in during our connection or yet another flight delay. What a fucking buffoon.
It's the first thing I check every morning and unfortunately my day always starts with disappointment.
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It's the first thing I check every morning and unfortunately my day always starts with disappointment.
So a cabinet meeting then?
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
So a cabinet meeting then?
And FIFA is as corrupt if not more corrupt than the Trump administration. Birds of a feather and all.
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
And FIFA is as corrupt if not more corrupt than the Trump administration. Birds of a feather and all.
Imagine how batshit nuts you have to be to type those words. And she walks among us.
a man in a red shirt and tie is standing in front of a fridge .
ALT: a man in a red shirt and tie is standing in front of a fridge .
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December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Imagine how batshit nuts you have to be to type those words. And she walks among us.
To be fair to Mike, the grindr profile needed some serious work, so he was otherwise occupied.
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
To be fair to Mike, the grindr profile needed some serious work, so he was otherwise occupied.
Assholes generally beget more assholes.
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Assholes generally beget more assholes.
Why is this motherfucker consistently so behind on current events?
a man is pointing up and saying `` it 's a mystery '' with his finger .
ALT: a man is pointing up and saying `` it 's a mystery '' with his finger .
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December 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Why is this motherfucker consistently so behind on current events?
I'm guessing they're all more interested in in the front.
a cartoon drawing of a mushroom with a happy face
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a mushroom with a happy face
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December 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I'm guessing they're all more interested in in the front.
And knee pads.
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
And knee pads.
As a Texas alum…
a man wearing a sombrero is laying down in a classroom and says i 'll allow it
ALT: a man wearing a sombrero is laying down in a classroom and says i 'll allow it
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November 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
As a Texas alum…
perhaps the most utter bullshit ever spoken in a span of 60 seconds.
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
perhaps the most utter bullshit ever spoken in a span of 60 seconds.
Chances maga morons get the joke?
a woman is making a funny face with the words zip zero nada
ALT: a woman is making a funny face with the words zip zero nada
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November 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Chances maga morons get the joke?
Can we assume it will survive a veto as well or is that too much of a backbone test for the GOP.
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Can we assume it will survive a veto as well or is that too much of a backbone test for the GOP.
Hopefully someone shove that bible all the way up his ass. Always leaning on crosses, these absolute douchebags.
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hopefully someone shove that bible all the way up his ass. Always leaning on crosses, these absolute douchebags.
Fuck those incel douchebags. Congrats on your PhD!
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Fuck those incel douchebags. Congrats on your PhD!