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Bryan Baird
@bryanepicbeard.bsky.social
Data, cities, wordplay.

Computers are magic / Computers were a mistake.
Hell yeah NoMa urbanism!
June 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
But we proud denizens of the neighborhood must never forget what was sacrificed* to get us here.

(*affordable housing Burger Kings)
May 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You can see the ridership numbers in the screenshot in the original post! (And go to the source dashboard here to compare the figures for the other stations: www.wmata.com/initiatives/...).
WMATA | Daily Ridership Dashboards (Bus and Rail)
Metro news and service information for the Washington, DC, Maryland, and Virginia region.
www.wmata.com
May 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“Oh hell yeah, superior quality pet hay!”
May 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Randomly assign by the last digit in the lat or long is even/odd?
March 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
“Surely you mean milligrams of caffeine, not grams?”

Jane:
a man with a mustache is standing with his hands on his hips and a gif-finder.com watermark on the bottom left
ALT: a man with a mustache is standing with his hands on his hips and a gif-finder.com watermark on the bottom left
media.tenor.com
February 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Isn’t that compatible with the “pretending to be a man” story?

Of course, no amount of that pretending requires having a *Gab* account; that seems plenty of problem in its own right.
February 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This is absolutely an AI generated photo though, right? (Asymmetry in the ears)
February 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Yeah definitely seeing that! I’m trying to get a sense of who else might have the profile or leverage to better force a change for the City at least.
February 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Do you count AOC? Or do you mean New York local?
February 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Save Foreign Aid
YouTube video by friendsofUSAID
youtu.be
February 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Murkowski says call volume to the Senate is now 40x higher than normal:
February 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The correct commit message etiquette is:

First commit in repo: “init”
Second commit: “fix”
Every subsequent commit: “actually fix”
December 1, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Mild update: taking a Coursera course on #Snowflake, which seems like it pairs well with the starter credits that come with a free trial account on basic Snowflake. The fact that they have robust pre-built example data to play with is also a good sign. Cautiously optimistic….
November 30, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Classic mistake in R—you need to remember to set

nORTH
aMERICAN
.
rEAL
mONEY

=true
November 29, 2024 at 12:47 PM
This is just what happens when you’re getting older all the time.

…getting older all the time…

…but feeling younger in your miiiiiind 🎶
November 28, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Mongolian Hot Pot? Or is that too contested with other countries/regions.
November 26, 2024 at 7:09 PM