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Bryan Eikwood
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Novelist, Dilettante, Husband, Father. Looking for publisher. Ink spiller. Healthcare worker. Default boss. Forever DM. Has more books and board games than shelf space. Has a young dog. Feels like an old dog.
I know exactly what this picture smells like.
June 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Penny Arcade (Gabe’s Version)
June 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I’m at the point of multiple life that between jobs and kids and other nonsense, I really need a pre-published adventure to make DMing a weekly reality. One that happens, I’m very interested.
May 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
This is basically an @theonion.com Headline: “When I Drink From a Straw, All I
Can Think About Is Sucking Dick”.
May 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Sigh…
May 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It’s not always about the equipment. When you look into the stats closer it’s all about

THE METS BABY COME ON METS I LOVE DA METS HIT A HOME RUN BABY!
May 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
May 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
And here I thought 18-wheelers can’t turn on a dime.
May 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m all for protests and conversation and letter writing and whatever. I just struggle to see the path from that to voter turnout in the midterms.
April 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This just confirms 9% of those surveyed are AI bots ready to get rid of humanity.
April 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Every word of this is a masterpiece.
April 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM