Bryan Eikwood
@bryaneikwood.com
Novelist, Dilettante, Husband, Father. Looking for publisher. Ink spiller. Healthcare worker. Default boss. Forever DM. Has more books and board games than shelf space. Has a young dog. Feels like an old dog.
I know exactly what this picture smells like.
June 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I know exactly what this picture smells like.
Penny Arcade (Gabe’s Version)
June 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Penny Arcade (Gabe’s Version)
I’m at the point of multiple life that between jobs and kids and other nonsense, I really need a pre-published adventure to make DMing a weekly reality. One that happens, I’m very interested.
May 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I’m at the point of multiple life that between jobs and kids and other nonsense, I really need a pre-published adventure to make DMing a weekly reality. One that happens, I’m very interested.
This is basically an @theonion.com Headline: “When I Drink From a Straw, All I
Can Think About Is Sucking Dick”.
Can Think About Is Sucking Dick”.
May 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is basically an @theonion.com Headline: “When I Drink From a Straw, All I
Can Think About Is Sucking Dick”.
Can Think About Is Sucking Dick”.
It’s not always about the equipment. When you look into the stats closer it’s all about
THE METS BABY COME ON METS I LOVE DA METS HIT A HOME RUN BABY!
THE METS BABY COME ON METS I LOVE DA METS HIT A HOME RUN BABY!
May 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s not always about the equipment. When you look into the stats closer it’s all about
THE METS BABY COME ON METS I LOVE DA METS HIT A HOME RUN BABY!
THE METS BABY COME ON METS I LOVE DA METS HIT A HOME RUN BABY!
And here I thought 18-wheelers can’t turn on a dime.
May 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
And here I thought 18-wheelers can’t turn on a dime.
I’m all for protests and conversation and letter writing and whatever. I just struggle to see the path from that to voter turnout in the midterms.
April 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’m all for protests and conversation and letter writing and whatever. I just struggle to see the path from that to voter turnout in the midterms.
This just confirms 9% of those surveyed are AI bots ready to get rid of humanity.
April 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This just confirms 9% of those surveyed are AI bots ready to get rid of humanity.
Every word of this is a masterpiece.
April 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Every word of this is a masterpiece.