Ah-hah! I guess I got copied on a message to a boulangerie in Buchs, Switzerland.
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Ah-hah! I guess I got copied on a message to a boulangerie in Buchs, Switzerland.
This might be the most interesting mis-addressed email I’ve ever received. Or not! My knowledge of what appears to be French ends at “croissant”. 🤷♂️
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This might be the most interesting mis-addressed email I’ve ever received. Or not! My knowledge of what appears to be French ends at “croissant”. 🤷♂️
Feels like chili weather, right?
November 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Feels like chili weather, right?
Just finished watching Weapons, and this is like the least disturbing thing about the movie.
October 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Just finished watching Weapons, and this is like the least disturbing thing about the movie.
Pump this straight into my veins.
September 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Pump this straight into my veins.
Packers, don’t harsh my vibe here. I got a good thing going.
September 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Packers, don’t harsh my vibe here. I got a good thing going.
First Homecoming dance tonight.
When the kid gets here to pick her up, I’m going to explain how it is traditional in Our Culture for the family of the young woman to present a prized cabbage to the family of the young man.
When the kid gets here to pick her up, I’m going to explain how it is traditional in Our Culture for the family of the young woman to present a prized cabbage to the family of the young man.
September 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
First Homecoming dance tonight.
When the kid gets here to pick her up, I’m going to explain how it is traditional in Our Culture for the family of the young woman to present a prized cabbage to the family of the young man.
When the kid gets here to pick her up, I’m going to explain how it is traditional in Our Culture for the family of the young woman to present a prized cabbage to the family of the young man.
Is it cool to wear the shirt of the thing to the thing? I says yes.
September 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Is it cool to wear the shirt of the thing to the thing? I says yes.
Stout Season is upon us. Enjoy.
August 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Stout Season is upon us. Enjoy.
FanDuel’s accounting department noticed that I hadn’t cashed the last check, so they graciously sent another.
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
FanDuel’s accounting department noticed that I hadn’t cashed the last check, so they graciously sent another.
‘Murica, ‘Murica, god shed her grace on thee. Happy Fourth.
July 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
‘Murica, ‘Murica, god shed her grace on thee. Happy Fourth.
But! We’re still 40-odd rows from the stage. Halfway through the set confetti cannons go off. A few seconds later I get whapped in the chest by a tennis-ball sized clump that didn’t disperse. Knocked me back and then exploded.
June 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
But! We’re still 40-odd rows from the stage. Halfway through the set confetti cannons go off. A few seconds later I get whapped in the chest by a tennis-ball sized clump that didn’t disperse. Knocked me back and then exploded.
Summerfest is a young person’s game, but I gave it the old college-dropout try last night. The Killers put on a tremendous show, super fun - and it doesn’t hurt to have a sugar mamma who only wants to sit in good seats.
June 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Summerfest is a young person’s game, but I gave it the old college-dropout try last night. The Killers put on a tremendous show, super fun - and it doesn’t hurt to have a sugar mamma who only wants to sit in good seats.
This can’t be half bad, right?
June 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This can’t be half bad, right?
The key to a good Wings Night: you order 2 High Life’s at a time
June 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The key to a good Wings Night: you order 2 High Life’s at a time
My wife’s water jug. I think at the 1 pm mark the words of encouragement turn a little darker.
June 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My wife’s water jug. I think at the 1 pm mark the words of encouragement turn a little darker.
This shirt has two settings (“swarthy”/“accountant”), neither of which are good on me.
May 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This shirt has two settings (“swarthy”/“accountant”), neither of which are good on me.
Tonight’s family movie feature:
May 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Tonight’s family movie feature:
Last night was high class, though.
May 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Last night was high class, though.