Bryan Stephen
@bryan146.bsky.social
Dance like nobody is watching, because they're not, they're all checking their phones. HHGH
Always remember HR is there to help the company not the staff.
December 8, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Always remember HR is there to help the company not the staff.
I was told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect...
for which I am eternally grapefruit
for which I am eternally grapefruit
December 8, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I was told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect...
for which I am eternally grapefruit
for which I am eternally grapefruit
Me: I'm not saying I want to fight a coworker, l'd just like the option.
HR: We will not be using your suggestion of Fight Club Friday.
HR: We will not be using your suggestion of Fight Club Friday.
December 7, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Me: I'm not saying I want to fight a coworker, l'd just like the option.
HR: We will not be using your suggestion of Fight Club Friday.
HR: We will not be using your suggestion of Fight Club Friday.
My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
December 6, 2024 at 3:23 PM
My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
He looks old enough to be pouring a pint in the pub...
December 5, 2024 at 12:39 PM
He looks old enough to be pouring a pint in the pub...
Just had our xmas tree delivered, driver asks if I'm putting it up myself...no mate I thought the the living room was more appropriate.
December 1, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Just had our xmas tree delivered, driver asks if I'm putting it up myself...no mate I thought the the living room was more appropriate.
When I was a kid my parents moved house a lot, but I always found them.
November 28, 2024 at 11:23 AM
When I was a kid my parents moved house a lot, but I always found them.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
November 28, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Too much information perhaps?
November 27, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Too much information perhaps?
I'm easily amused...
November 27, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I'm easily amused...
My wife and I have a secret to making our marriage last. Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant, drink a little wine, eat good food, and enjoy companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
November 26, 2024 at 9:20 AM
My wife and I have a secret to making our marriage last. Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant, drink a little wine, eat good food, and enjoy companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
Don't be worried about your Smartphone or tv spying on you...your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
November 21, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Don't be worried about your Smartphone or tv spying on you...your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
Our son just came in and said he liked the new kitchen blind...it's only been there for 15 years.
November 21, 2024 at 8:47 AM
Our son just came in and said he liked the new kitchen blind...it's only been there for 15 years.
Politics today..."We didn't say we wouldn't, we said we had no plans to".
Exactly what a snake oil salesman would say.
Exactly what a snake oil salesman would say.
November 19, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Politics today..."We didn't say we wouldn't, we said we had no plans to".
Exactly what a snake oil salesman would say.
Exactly what a snake oil salesman would say.
Quite an uplifting move over to Bluesky, seems so less 'heavy' looking good.
November 17, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Quite an uplifting move over to Bluesky, seems so less 'heavy' looking good.
Moved over from X could do with some followers if you could be so kind.
November 17, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Moved over from X could do with some followers if you could be so kind.