bryophyta
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a small flowerless green plant that lacks true roots, growing in damp habitats and reproducing by means of spores released from stalked capsules
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mozart makes babies smarter
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 AM
mozart makes babies smarter
"hall pass" is a bourgeoise heterosexual institution
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
"hall pass" is a bourgeoise heterosexual institution
if chronic venous insufficiency had won we'd be at brunch right now
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
if chronic venous insufficiency had won we'd be at brunch right now
Wisconsin Senate Hopeful Has Deathly Hallows Tattoo Removed: "I Didn't Realize It Was a Hate Symbol"
October 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Wisconsin Senate Hopeful Has Deathly Hallows Tattoo Removed: "I Didn't Realize It Was a Hate Symbol"
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THE DUMBEST ASSHOLE YOU EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE: Artificial general intelligence is just around the corner. I’m going to develop it. I’m afraid of it.
October 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
THE DUMBEST ASSHOLE YOU EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE: Artificial general intelligence is just around the corner. I’m going to develop it. I’m afraid of it.
i miss kellyanne conway
October 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
i miss kellyanne conway
say what you want about taylor swift but these lyrics are fire
October 9, 2025 at 7:08 AM
say what you want about taylor swift but these lyrics are fire
hey LORD, did you know?
that um,
your name
is ambrosial nectar
that um,
your name
is ambrosial nectar
September 21, 2025 at 5:42 AM
hey LORD, did you know?
that um,
your name
is ambrosial nectar
that um,
your name
is ambrosial nectar
do you guys remember "changing the channel"
September 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
do you guys remember "changing the channel"
i loved her.... so much, i—hearts; hearts, on the side of my face
September 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
i loved her.... so much, i—hearts; hearts, on the side of my face
i dotn codnone vlionece
September 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i dotn codnone vlionece
jfk to the cuban missiles:
September 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
jfk to the cuban missiles:
when i was a boy i had a wretched governess
September 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
when i was a boy i had a wretched governess
(me watching game of thrones) she needs to go to the hospital
September 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
(me watching game of thrones) she needs to go to the hospital
why must every internet clip of a piece of pre-2010s media be so AI upscaled that everyone looks like
August 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
why must every internet clip of a piece of pre-2010s media be so AI upscaled that everyone looks like
things that are decadent:
-the West
-chocolate cake
-the West
-chocolate cake
August 17, 2025 at 7:16 AM
things that are decadent:
-the West
-chocolate cake
-the West
-chocolate cake
i think of gooners as a sort of monastic order
August 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
i think of gooners as a sort of monastic order
it is not the gays who are trying to murder me, but the society in which they live
July 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
it is not the gays who are trying to murder me, but the society in which they live
hold on let me ask chatgpt
July 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
hold on let me ask chatgpt
zohran mamdani once ate an apple on the Lord's day
July 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
zohran mamdani once ate an apple on the Lord's day
I've been a nasty girl; I've been—I've been a nasty girl.
June 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I've been a nasty girl; I've been—I've been a nasty girl.
can someone PLEASE convince the christians that AI is the antichrist
June 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
can someone PLEASE convince the christians that AI is the antichrist