Because it is wrong to kill merely for sport, I am using the vinegar from the fruit fly trap to make a tart, grainy salad dressing
October 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Because it is wrong to kill merely for sport, I am using the vinegar from the fruit fly trap to make a tart, grainy salad dressing
What name do you always mispronounce in your head, no matter how many times you’ve Sean it?
October 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
What name do you always mispronounce in your head, no matter how many times you’ve Sean it?
I hired a personal trainer to help me with tummy time and learning how to roll over
June 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I hired a personal trainer to help me with tummy time and learning how to roll over
Reading Virginia Woolf and i honestly cannot understand how anyone finds her scary
May 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Reading Virginia Woolf and i honestly cannot understand how anyone finds her scary
Not only is it easy, but taking candy from a baby is the right thing to do. Candy is not appropriate food for a baby
May 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Not only is it easy, but taking candy from a baby is the right thing to do. Candy is not appropriate food for a baby
Of course all my eunuchs have extended health benefits. Why, don’t yours?
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May 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Of course all my eunuchs have extended health benefits. Why, don’t yours?
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Any time I see someone on the tl talking sh*t about “scheming viziers” it’s like…. ok buddy, so does your satrapy just administrate itself?? lol
May 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Any time I see someone on the tl talking sh*t about “scheming viziers” it’s like…. ok buddy, so does your satrapy just administrate itself?? lol
Eudaemonia
It’s a riot it’s a riot oh
It’s a riot it’s a riot oh
May 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Eudaemonia
It’s a riot it’s a riot oh
It’s a riot it’s a riot oh
Eating various particles
March 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Eating various particles
Reposted by Bryce
Zum heutigen Welttag der Poesie ein Dialog zwischen Kund*in und Bibliothekar*in von Ernst Jandl.
March 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Zum heutigen Welttag der Poesie ein Dialog zwischen Kund*in und Bibliothekar*in von Ernst Jandl.
I’m constantly on the lookout for situations to analyze
March 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I’m constantly on the lookout for situations to analyze
Everybody got that one homie who is a system of levers and pulleys
March 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Everybody got that one homie who is a system of levers and pulleys
Launching a Gofundme because the doctor has diagnosed me with Elon Torso
March 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Launching a Gofundme because the doctor has diagnosed me with Elon Torso
Today I learned what the stock market is. Sounds to me like it’s just another crypto scam
March 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Today I learned what the stock market is. Sounds to me like it’s just another crypto scam
The doctor measured my microplastics and she says they’re looking great
March 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The doctor measured my microplastics and she says they’re looking great
Once again I am being lambasted by my critics
March 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Once again I am being lambasted by my critics
The best day of the school year was when the janitor would go up on the roof at recess and throw down all the stuff kids had tossed up there. That’s how I came into possession of Walter Benjamin’s lost manuscript
March 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The best day of the school year was when the janitor would go up on the roof at recess and throw down all the stuff kids had tossed up there. That’s how I came into possession of Walter Benjamin’s lost manuscript
Wondering what all these international women are up to on their day off. Seems suspicious
March 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Wondering what all these international women are up to on their day off. Seems suspicious
Every night my wife and I flip a coin to see who gets to sleep in the top bunk
March 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Every night my wife and I flip a coin to see who gets to sleep in the top bunk
Oh is there a sportsball on right now??
March 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Oh is there a sportsball on right now??
It’s named after the inventor of movies, Oscar Hollywood
March 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It’s named after the inventor of movies, Oscar Hollywood
Next up at the Westminster Dog Show we have the category for Most Racist Bark
March 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Next up at the Westminster Dog Show we have the category for Most Racist Bark
Nothing on this Earth is more precious than an innocent newborn baby that has swallowed a giant diamond
March 1, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Nothing on this Earth is more precious than an innocent newborn baby that has swallowed a giant diamond
Nobody publishes moldering tomes these days
March 1, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Nobody publishes moldering tomes these days