I understand his creative vision here, & I think I can help. Just imagine it: Every LCS done up in gold leaf. The whole world will tremble in fear at our new 'Warfighter Ethos'. Now where's my defense contract?

(I'm still working out where to attach the cherubs, tbh.)

My new favorite thing at the coast: Letting Google attempt to translate the beach plants into English.

The Vista House is our new economy, turns out. Authorized as a highway restroom building with a view & a gift shop, got delusions of grandeur. Cost 10x the projected amount to build, and has lost money every day it's been open for over a century now...

A leaked group photo of the "Italian American Civil Rights League"

An oddly relevant comic strip I ran across just now, from November 3rd 1972.

Possibly impractical, but the Swiss ones with the pointy bits on top seem plenty tall enough, at least.

*screenwriting intensifies*

Or it could just land like the Lockheed X-7, the world's fastest (and only) supersonic lawn dart. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockhee...

It's the mascara over bronzer that really puts this one over the top. But who wore it better, Trump, or this little scamp?

If you see this, post a bird

Okok fiiiine I'll take it

I recognize a trick question when I see one

bsky’s open, quote one picture of your cat to promote your cat

Nah, you might be thinking of Lovecrafted Chicken and their infamous Reanimator Sauce

It's like the secret Coke recipe. They stopped making it with real cane toads back in the 80s, and now it's just mayo & corn syrup. Sad.

so basically Dig-Dug (1982), but the monsters are hedge fund bros

A meme someone made a few years ago captures it pretty well...