Brutus
@brutusbernard.bsky.social
Husband to a Spotty & father to a badass Labrador. Combat Veteran. Manager of an historic gay bar in the heart of the south. Neurodivergent. Furry.
It’s performative. All of it.
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s performative. All of it.
Congrats on buying our shit at FULL PRICE!
November 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Congrats on buying our shit at FULL PRICE!
Baby, I’ll buy the first round.
November 5, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Baby, I’ll buy the first round.
It’s all theatrics. He won’t do shit.
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
It’s all theatrics. He won’t do shit.
Oh they’ll be back, with a new name and slogan, but the same bullshit.
November 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Oh they’ll be back, with a new name and slogan, but the same bullshit.
Took me a second. But yeah, that’s pretty funny.
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Took me a second. But yeah, that’s pretty funny.
NGL, I’m getting some “Mongrels” vibes from the puppet on the right. I wonder what company produced them. Like, did an outside company redesign or was this made at an internal shop.
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
NGL, I’m getting some “Mongrels” vibes from the puppet on the right. I wonder what company produced them. Like, did an outside company redesign or was this made at an internal shop.
You confuse me child. 🤣
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You confuse me child. 🤣
Jasper hungers… (Elliot don’t kill me)
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Jasper hungers… (Elliot don’t kill me)
He was scarier in the 80’s lol
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
He was scarier in the 80’s lol
“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life!”
Luckily, I love weed, dick and shenanigans. 🤣
Luckily, I love weed, dick and shenanigans. 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life!”
Luckily, I love weed, dick and shenanigans. 🤣
Luckily, I love weed, dick and shenanigans. 🤣
So I thought you just bought a bunch of Coke.
And that’s WITH my glasses.
And that’s WITH my glasses.
November 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
So I thought you just bought a bunch of Coke.
And that’s WITH my glasses.
And that’s WITH my glasses.
I’m a manager at a historic gay bar in the south. We have porch benches out in front of the bar. On my shift, my old ass just sits out there, smoking a joint and people watching. 😆
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’m a manager at a historic gay bar in the south. We have porch benches out in front of the bar. On my shift, my old ass just sits out there, smoking a joint and people watching. 😆
“OMG there is a BLACK PERSON in my yard and I am distrustful!!!”
I used neighborhood for like a week until the underlying racism made itself known.
I used neighborhood for like a week until the underlying racism made itself known.
November 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“OMG there is a BLACK PERSON in my yard and I am distrustful!!!”
I used neighborhood for like a week until the underlying racism made itself known.
I used neighborhood for like a week until the underlying racism made itself known.
Haunted Mansion at WDW is god level. Period.
October 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Haunted Mansion at WDW is god level. Period.