Brute
@brute.bsky.social
Adventurer. Ancient parkour athlete. Knight of Sealand. I probably shouldn't be in tech, but I have no idea how I got here, and they won't let me leave until I eat all these damn eggs.
Had to give the "antifa salute" to access this absolutely ravaged hotel room.
September 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Had to give the "antifa salute" to access this absolutely ravaged hotel room.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.
August 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.
Why Google it when you can do the equivalent of lighting a Volkswagen Bug in fire by asking ChatGPT 5.0.
August 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Why Google it when you can do the equivalent of lighting a Volkswagen Bug in fire by asking ChatGPT 5.0.
Can't wait to see their totally real bluffs with totally real oaks.
August 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Can't wait to see their totally real bluffs with totally real oaks.
mfw I am hoping I can hold the fart in.
July 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
mfw I am hoping I can hold the fart in.
When are we going to start recognizing the white genocide in Seattle???
/S
/S
May 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
When are we going to start recognizing the white genocide in Seattle???
/S
/S
Are meters smaller in Russia?
May 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Are meters smaller in Russia?
Life Hack: REM sleep is useless and causes eye wrinkles. Just skip it.
May 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Life Hack: REM sleep is useless and causes eye wrinkles. Just skip it.
MFW the person who got me hired tells me on the first day to never ask what's in the envelopes he hands to the delivery drivers.
May 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
MFW the person who got me hired tells me on the first day to never ask what's in the envelopes he hands to the delivery drivers.
"LLMs are the future of news reporting!!!"
April 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
"LLMs are the future of news reporting!!!"
"Oh, you thought we were serious about those tariffs... psyche! Two for flinching. Don't worry this time I am totally serious about China making a deal."
April 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"Oh, you thought we were serious about those tariffs... psyche! Two for flinching. Don't worry this time I am totally serious about China making a deal."
So much bag holding in the market
April 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
So much bag holding in the market
Reminder that the stock market run by a bunch of dumb mother fuckers.
April 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Reminder that the stock market run by a bunch of dumb mother fuckers.
Hahaha. No. No I shouldn't and neither should anyone else.
April 4, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Hahaha. No. No I shouldn't and neither should anyone else.
Oh... I was wondering what this was.
April 4, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Oh... I was wondering what this was.
There are actual people who went to bed last night and was like "you know, maybe this is the bottom. Let's put a buy order in."
March 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
There are actual people who went to bed last night and was like "you know, maybe this is the bottom. Let's put a buy order in."
This is what we call "I do believe in fairies... but tomorrow I am unloading this bag!"
March 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This is what we call "I do believe in fairies... but tomorrow I am unloading this bag!"