[ A familiar figure approaches you from behind, placing it's hand on your shoulder. You recieve a harsh, but friendly pat on the back, accompanied by a chuckle.* ]

“ Ah, today's-a happy day champ! Can you believe there's-a whole-a day for me! Heehee! ”

// happy mario day :]

OH THE MX OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL !

I LOOK GOOD I LOOK GOOD I LOOK DELICIOUS !

[ Ah. ]

“ I FOUND THIS AROUND THE PLACE TODAY. ”

“ HOW'S IT LOOK? ”

[ He's a little distracted at the moment . ]

“ UGH . KING ? THE
GODDAMN BRIDGE BROKE AGAIN ! „

“ DO YOU GUYS THINK HE LIKED IT ? I THINK HE DID ! „

[ THE TREES STARE BACK . ]

“ 𝘙𝘌𝘔𝘌𝘔𝘉𝘌𝘙, 𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘔𝘗.

𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘓𝘐𝘛𝘛𝘓𝘌 𝘎𝘈𝘔𝘌 𝘐𝘚 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘖𝘝𝘌𝘙 𝘠𝘌𝘛.

𝘐𝘛 𝘞𝘈𝘚 𝘔𝘌𝘙𝘌𝘓𝘠 𝘈 𝘉𝘌𝘎𝘐𝘕𝘕𝘐𝘕𝘎. „

( #mvrp / #parodybluesky )