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Nothing like getting laid off via email for the holidays. If anyone needs me, I'll be alternating between stress baking and floor time. One peach cobbler down, a million to go 🙃

I’m convinced the “do audiobooks count as reading?” argument all derives from those mid-90s summer reading pizza challenges.

Folks - we’re all in our 30s and 40s now. It’s no longer a competition.

Go buy your favorite pie with your adult money and let people enjoy books however they want.

I think I have, like, 10 paperbacks of my new novel left in stock before I gotta make a new order with the publisher, if you were after a signed copy: ghoulish.rip/product/i-be...

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Book Mail Spam Part 3/3
The Man on the Roof by Archer Black ✨️

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Gig of the Damned and Lube Me Up With Fry Grease by @splatterzaddy.bsky.social STUNNING artwork ✨️

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Sucking Chest Wound and Left To You by @danieljvolpehorror.bsky.social

Y'all ever have one of those foot-in-mouth moments? (Not in the kinky, fun kind of way, but in the I Should Shut Up More Often kind of way) Because today is just that day for me 😂🪦

Kinda envious of our parallel dimension selves who are just having a great time right now.