Brunson Lodge - The Most Viscous Tonic in all the Nations
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Here at Brunson Lodge™ we pride ourselves on using only the longest peptides in our carbonated soup to ensure all your stomach ailments are conquered.
'Brunson Lodge, it's what Mother should have wanted'™
'Brunson Lodge, it's what Mother should have wanted'™
Upon closer eyeballin' we missed a H - the most Treacherous of letters. We are NOT announcing a new 'Healt Seltzer' product at this time. Please remain calm.
July 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Upon closer eyeballin' we missed a H - the most Treacherous of letters. We are NOT announcing a new 'Healt Seltzer' product at this time. Please remain calm.
So the next time you are at the enliquidated food aisle think ah! my family's bone health! my ballooning Roddimuhn's ulcer! think... Brunson Lodge Fine Health Seltzer, the "gas-doctor in a tin".
- Brunson Lodge, where even the clouds are carbonated™
- Brunson Lodge, where even the clouds are carbonated™
June 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
So the next time you are at the enliquidated food aisle think ah! my family's bone health! my ballooning Roddimuhn's ulcer! think... Brunson Lodge Fine Health Seltzer, the "gas-doctor in a tin".
- Brunson Lodge, where even the clouds are carbonated™
- Brunson Lodge, where even the clouds are carbonated™