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Artemis
@brunchtemis.bsky.social
Jackalope Tiger, writer/coder, 20, he/they NB.

🔞Minors DNI.
Of course Prancer can beat their record, there's *always* more room for more presents in that belly :3
December 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
this post is actually stuffed with hypnotic triggers meant specifically to snipe someone
December 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
...good enough! Bweheheh. You're an *amazing* bird.

I hope you have a *fantastic* day. Feel free to DM me if you wanna yipyap about various things.
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Nuhuhuh! You have to say it now!

Come on now. What do good birds do? :DD
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Very good. :'3

You seem a little ruffled, mhm? Of course... good birds ruffle their feathers. Stretch them out, shake them out, fan them out, clean them out, peck them out, mind is out. Good birds ruffle their feathers.

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Thank you for the password generation bweheheh, VJERY good birb!!
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i just got this thrown into my recommendations and i have no context for who you are as a being but

I'm certain that you're a *veeeery* good bird. Polly deserves a little cracker for being suuuuch a goood listener, easily parrroting all mantras that come their way.
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Gosh, yes.

Was walking through those rains yesterday while going between the clinics and the hospital. Got too cold, ended up waiting out the rain at a restaurant, warming up with some tea & lunch.

Would've been *so* much cooler if I could coil up with a snake for warmth as well. -w-
October 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
You mean woven strands of gold, right? :clueless:
October 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Can you use the ropes to go mountain climbing
October 22, 2025 at 10:17 AM
...this pair of mouse twins is being particularly obnoxious when it comes to your favourite book sssseries, making obvious mistakes in their apprehension of the plot.

You sssupose you can sspend some time with them in your coilsss, forcccing them to take turnss reading the book aloud to each other.
October 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
A fox with a backpack walks in, clearly skipping classs, not even paying attention to the trove of knowledge around them as they sit down and ssstart ssstaring at their phone.

A lengthy sssesssion will be enough to ssset their prioritiess ssstraight, mhm? They'll be leaving with plenty textbooksss.
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
A digital nomad sits down at the library to hog the public wifi. Though, now that they're already here, wouldn't they make themssselvessss much more ussseful if they helped the library with itssss webssssite development? They can sssstay overnight to put it up on the web, can't they?
October 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Captive audience indeed.

A cheetah hops inside the library in order to get warmed up & dried from the rain outside. Of courssse, wouldn't they get ssso much warmer if they were curled up with a book in a ssssnake tail?
October 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
A snake Caudle would absolutely ruin me, holy sweet macaroni. I've been especially enamoured with Kaa the last couple of days, the timing of this post is going to nosebleed me.
October 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
can it be his own fiction?

posting their own stories on SoVillainous, sharing it with friends, then printing it out and pulling out the HeroDefeater200... only to be foiled by Hershel's prehensile ingenuity
October 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
my LORD!!!!!! insane!!!!
how do you even cook this!!! im so jealous ohmygosh that was amazing jfjtjgkgkfnnfkgmgkgkgk waowwwwww!!!!!

WONDERFUL
may your crops always be watered
October 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
the miqo'te was too risque... the 3 square inches of butt were too lewd for bsky moderation staff to handle
October 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
my LORD this *hits*. the size difference is just... mwah

my favourite thing about this is, like, the wholesome domination? like, your partner is aware of your buttons, they're pushing em&imposing themselves onto you, but they're doing it in such a sweet, wholesome and affectionate way

inCREDIBLE
October 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
YES YES YES god yes i am seen

Something about those icky sounds of styrofoam, chalk scraping across blackboards, packets of crisps stretching out as someone tries to open them, etc, just. EXPLODE my autism. complete brain collapse.

ifajfdkjakfjlekjflkjeklfjlkjlkjflkjeklj why is the world like this
September 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
holy smokes @_@
September 26, 2025 at 10:44 AM
What if others start wondering where they've disappeared? Well... ya got more potions, don't ya? Take over the body of one of the teens, take over their life, get a fresh start. >:3
September 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Doesn't have to be someone willing, either, if you think about it... if the potions give the person the right "mindset", you can just get one of the college kids to turn into a good, old, responsible dragon, in body and mind.
September 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM