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In David Brooks's defense, he wrote this when he was drunk on $50 airport whiskey, which was totally Biden's fault.
December 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
In David Brooks's defense, he wrote this when he was drunk on $50 airport whiskey, which was totally Biden's fault.
I can hear them celebrating at ANITFA headquarters from here.
December 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I can hear them celebrating at ANITFA headquarters from here.
I’m thinking of opening a farm machinery repossession business. The farm bailout would cause irreparable harm to my hypothetical business. Citing the student loan forgiveness ruling, do I have standing?
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’m thinking of opening a farm machinery repossession business. The farm bailout would cause irreparable harm to my hypothetical business. Citing the student loan forgiveness ruling, do I have standing?
Where does "Lack of terminal free-weights" poll?
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Where does "Lack of terminal free-weights" poll?
That red suited MFer has been busting into houses, stealing cookies, sipping milk and leaving behind messes for years. F’d up my roof too.
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
That red suited MFer has been busting into houses, stealing cookies, sipping milk and leaving behind messes for years. F’d up my roof too.
In those days, before the ACA, you could not get insurance if you had a case of loving you. Prepare for a return of bad cases of loving you.
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
In those days, before the ACA, you could not get insurance if you had a case of loving you. Prepare for a return of bad cases of loving you.
One Big Beautiful mistake.
December 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
One Big Beautiful mistake.
Why don’t the extra layers of fat help me float?
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Why don’t the extra layers of fat help me float?
This has me in a haze.
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This has me in a haze.
I wish they'd drop the Edward, and just be Prince Island. And change their founding date to 1999.
December 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I wish they'd drop the Edward, and just be Prince Island. And change their founding date to 1999.
Believable rumor. Not believable photo.
December 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Believable rumor. Not believable photo.
Wish soccer would try this instead of PKs.
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Wish soccer would try this instead of PKs.
Oh, a happy ending.
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Oh, a happy ending.
The “give ‘em enough rope” approach. Let’s see low this plays out.
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The “give ‘em enough rope” approach. Let’s see low this plays out.
Investigate his ties to his students.
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Investigate his ties to his students.
They left because they got cold. They'll be back when the beaches re-open.
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
They left because they got cold. They'll be back when the beaches re-open.
I was taught that serving on a grand jury was punishment for not serving on a regular jury.
November 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I was taught that serving on a grand jury was punishment for not serving on a regular jury.
Don't do it. The IOC is a con job. Keep your dignity. Steer clear.
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Don't do it. The IOC is a con job. Keep your dignity. Steer clear.
How do you say, "I meant to do that," in Penguin?
October 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
How do you say, "I meant to do that," in Penguin?
Powell should open with a joke and a shoutout to the waitstaff.
October 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Powell should open with a joke and a shoutout to the waitstaff.
Also, 5 in 5 high schoolers have been known to lie to pollsters.
October 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Also, 5 in 5 high schoolers have been known to lie to pollsters.
Does she always record bathroom stops?
October 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Does she always record bathroom stops?
Are the Bears planning to drop down to FCS?
September 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Are the Bears planning to drop down to FCS?