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Pup Bruizer
@bruizer.bsky.social
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• Queer Himbo Cigar-Chomping Puppy • 39 • Pan • NB • Pup • Polyam • He/They • Husky • Cigar Enthusiast • Neurospicy • Star Wars • Nintendo • My dear wife: @firehoosk.bsky.social

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A skeleton sitting at a table with its head rested exasperated in its hands, leaning on the table with its elbows while wearing the robes and crown of the Statue of Liberty with a sign on the table that says “GIVE ME YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR, YOUR HUDDLED MASSES YEARNING TO BREATHE FREE, THE WRETCHED REFUSE OF YOUR TEEMING SHORE. SEND THESE, THE HOMELESS, TEMPEST-TOST TO ME, I LIFT MY LAMP BESIDE THE GOLDEN DOOR!"
October 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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BARK! 💨
While male in a black tank top wearing a red and black capped pup hood, glasses, smoking a cigar
October 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Even got a tag for my collar that matches the plaid on my ears! Woof!
Dog bone shaped dog collar that is silver that says “PUP BRUIZER” White adult bearish make wearing a demon Care Bear tank top, a red and black pup hood with red and black plaid ears, thick frame glasses, a red and black collar, and a dog tag exposed on its non-engraved side with a red and black plaid pattern. Lighting is dark with red hue.
October 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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NSFW: It’s happened. Earlier this year, I fell into the pup scene. Nothing has made me this happy and fulfilled since coming out as and embracing a masculine nonbinary identity. I’m just a pup-brained, cigar-chomping doggo. BARK! Art by the wonderful @lsheenalba.bsky.social 💜🖤
October 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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"IT TOOK 5 DAYS FOR ABC TO REVERSE THEIR POSITION AND STAND UP TO THE FCC. IT TOOK 3 DAYS FOR SINCLAIR AND NEXSTAR TO REVERSE THEIR POSITION AND CAVE TO ABC. THERE IS STRENGTH IN NUMBERS. THERE IS POWER IN PROTESTING. FASCISM IS NOT AS POPULAR AS THEY ARE PRETENDING IT IS. KEEP FIGHTING." -STEVE HOFSTETTER
September 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Speaking of blasphemy 🖤

Art by @lsheenalba.bsky.social
Grey dad-bod kangaroo archangel with demonic bat wings, a full crown of four demonic horns, a red evil halo, leather harness, brown cargo shorts, smoking a cigar, holding out their left paw to the viewer, and three small red orbs representing souls are twirling around his raised right paw as he reaps them. He is grinning through his cigar smoke inviting the viewer to descend into sin with him.
September 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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• High Inflation
• Unaffordable Groceries
• Failed Foreign Policy
• Threat to 1st Amendment
• Outright lies regarding CK’s assassin
• Threat to 2nd Amendment
• Extreme rise in infant and mother mortality
• Funding more wars
• Civil unrest
• Economic depression
• So much more
• Trump must go
September 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Hondo the pirate from Star Wars grinning and conversing with the text “Disney has a new Star Wars show?! We have our methods ☠️ 🏴‍☠️ “
September 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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JK Rowling quoted Mein Kampf while defending Charlie Kirk's legacy. So yeah-your Harry Potter merch? That's IP owned by someone who thinks quoting Hitler helps make a point. Tell me again how you "just can't let go" of Hogwarts.
September 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Yeah, that’s a good call 🤣
Push Square article titled “Ghost of Yotei Artist Loses 'Dream Job' After Charlie Kirk Comments "I would do it again" Comments section of the article with the display “Comments have been disabled for this article.”
September 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Found this while thrifting yesterday #colorado
Wall art with blue strings tied around nails, crossing a stencil of the mainland United States all stretching from a red heart over Colorado.
August 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Black background with white text and a white skull at the top. The text says “Don't be afraid to call things by what they are. MAGA is a terrorist organization, ICE is a secret police force conducting Ethnic Cleansing, Elon Musk is an oligarch, and Trump is a foreign backed coup d'état figurehead. This is not an administration, this is a regime, and your country is occupied.”
August 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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“Hello, fellow trees”
An obvious communications tower with fake branches and leaves. Blue, cloudy sky in the background, trunk surrounded by equipment control boxes.
August 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Is this really the world you want your entertainment executives living in?
Meme of a newcast with the headline “Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Promises”, his photo, and a caption that says “Switch 2 games lowered to $39.99 + tax.”
June 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Me at work: “Why do I want everyone to fuck a cactus and die today?”

Oh:
Photo of a weekly pill holder with an important pill left behind in the Friday spot.
June 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Just had this moment in a restaurant with @firehoosk.bsky.social who was Daisy in this situation. Except, I would never ask for no pickles.
Daisy and Luigi in casual clothes at a restaurant counter. Daisy has her arms on her hip, exclaiming to the employee, “Excuse me, he asked for no pickles”. Luigi is blushing and poking his index fingers together, slightly smiling.
May 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I sure fucking don’t 🖕
Wall art that says “We ♥️ [shape of Texas]”
May 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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GOAT, really.
Image of the original Microsoft Xbox, Nintendo GameCube, Sega Dreamcast, and PlayStation 2
April 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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When did you know?
Wolf O’Donnell render from Star Fox Assault King Bowser from Super Mario Brothers 3D render with his arms crossed.
April 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Hah. And of course, fuck you and eat a dick, Elon, Trump, and dipshit little boy Vance. 🖕
Tesla with a bumper sticker that says “PLEASE DON’T VANDALIZE MY CAR • • • I HATE HIM TOO”
April 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Saw and couldn’t help myself.
Image of a happy kitten that says “Manipulative is what narcissists call people that enforce personal boundaries.”
March 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
March 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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This restaurant. Again. 10/10. No notes.
Sticker that has Hatsune Miku on it and says “Hatsune Miku Says Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable!”
March 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Amazing revival of my kangaroo after 10 years masterfully crafted by the amazing @sabertoofs.bsky.social ♥️🦘
Grey bara kangaroo with red and black facial and chest hair, septum piercing, three piercings on his left ear, rose-tinted glasses, looking guff and smoking a cigar
March 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Look at this hideous piece of shit.
Cybertruck
March 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM