corpulent commode
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Toilet—nonhuman objectkin (≈ΘΔ).
The vibrancy and playfulness of nonhuman bodies.
Be true to oneself!
The toilet's wife: @luxatile.art
it/its … 29
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The vibrancy and playfulness of nonhuman bodies.
Be true to oneself!
The toilet's wife: @luxatile.art
it/its … 29
This is a NSFW account
🔞🚽 [no scat here]
furaffinity.net/user/burial
gweeeh toilet hugs
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
gweeeh toilet hugs
though the toilet does have opinions on it—especially for drafting up rules, give it a poke if you want thoughts/help/etc!
it's thought about making a server like this, too, but doesn't think it would be good to get too big.
it's thought about making a server like this, too, but doesn't think it would be good to get too big.
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
though the toilet does have opinions on it—especially for drafting up rules, give it a poke if you want thoughts/help/etc!
it's thought about making a server like this, too, but doesn't think it would be good to get too big.
it's thought about making a server like this, too, but doesn't think it would be good to get too big.
start small! a group chat or private server to keep small would be fun
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
start small! a group chat or private server to keep small would be fun
love the scene, and the juiciness of all the bits...
that being said... this toilet detects a major lack of its kin in this bathroom stall...!
that being said... this toilet detects a major lack of its kin in this bathroom stall...!
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
love the scene, and the juiciness of all the bits...
that being said... this toilet detects a major lack of its kin in this bathroom stall...!
that being said... this toilet detects a major lack of its kin in this bathroom stall...!
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That's it for the day. Arm is very very tired. (Wish it could get special prostheses and learn to use them instead—!) Here's more me.
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
That's it for the day. Arm is very very tired. (Wish it could get special prostheses and learn to use them instead—!) Here's more me.
ach, definitely a very familiar feeling to the toilet! just remember, play is a very important part of being alive, and helps reset the brain in between periods of work :)
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
ach, definitely a very familiar feeling to the toilet! just remember, play is a very important part of being alive, and helps reset the brain in between periods of work :)
The toilet would love to hang out there with you. 🤍
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The toilet would love to hang out there with you. 🤍
That's it for the day. Arm is very very tired. (Wish it could get special prostheses and learn to use them instead—!) Here's more me.
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
That's it for the day. Arm is very very tired. (Wish it could get special prostheses and learn to use them instead—!) Here's more me.
Swans are SUCH beautiful birds. There's a bonded pair of mute swans & two sets of offspring (so 6 total) who live right nearby the toilet—it got to watch the youngest 2 grow up really closely earlier this year. They're so huge and so cool. 🤍
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Swans are SUCH beautiful birds. There's a bonded pair of mute swans & two sets of offspring (so 6 total) who live right nearby the toilet—it got to watch the youngest 2 grow up really closely earlier this year. They're so huge and so cool. 🤍
Even from a selfish perspective of a being without an immune deficiency, masking has benefits—the toilet has been (outwardly) sick only ONCE in five years! & that's nothing compared to how helpful it is to protect *other immuno-compromised beings*. Why does society do this to itself? It is baffling.
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Even from a selfish perspective of a being without an immune deficiency, masking has benefits—the toilet has been (outwardly) sick only ONCE in five years! & that's nothing compared to how helpful it is to protect *other immuno-compromised beings*. Why does society do this to itself? It is baffling.
It's beyond fucked. Definitely tanked the toilet's understanding for human behavior. The fact that the vast majority of westerners don't seem to appreciate or care how beneficial masking in public is *for each other*, not just for the self, is messed up.
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
It's beyond fucked. Definitely tanked the toilet's understanding for human behavior. The fact that the vast majority of westerners don't seem to appreciate or care how beneficial masking in public is *for each other*, not just for the self, is messed up.
little bubbles rising after a fresh tank gets installed... its plumbing hums as it preps to resume its duties. it flows so smoothly, its valves and piping never seem to cause trouble. an ineffable joy radiates from it.
"this is the nicest water cooler I've ever worked with", the employee mumbles.
"this is the nicest water cooler I've ever worked with", the employee mumbles.
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
little bubbles rising after a fresh tank gets installed... its plumbing hums as it preps to resume its duties. it flows so smoothly, its valves and piping never seem to cause trouble. an ineffable joy radiates from it.
"this is the nicest water cooler I've ever worked with", the employee mumbles.
"this is the nicest water cooler I've ever worked with", the employee mumbles.
It will be a while before the toilet has any long-form writing to share publicly, but it will hopefully find ways to keep people engaged until then! Little excerpts or doodles/drawings/observations and hopefully some peer-to-peer interaction.
Social stuff is hard, but it's trying to learn.
Social stuff is hard, but it's trying to learn.
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It will be a while before the toilet has any long-form writing to share publicly, but it will hopefully find ways to keep people engaged until then! Little excerpts or doodles/drawings/observations and hopefully some peer-to-peer interaction.
Social stuff is hard, but it's trying to learn.
Social stuff is hard, but it's trying to learn.
this would be a fun shape to be :) toilet chillin off to the side watchin the conscious ducky floating in the bath...
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
this would be a fun shape to be :) toilet chillin off to the side watchin the conscious ducky floating in the bath...
the toilet doesn't get worked up over much, but permanent, conscious ass-tf is like. so unbelievably hot. holy hell
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
the toilet doesn't get worked up over much, but permanent, conscious ass-tf is like. so unbelievably hot. holy hell
yaaay toilet is here :D this might be the first time it's ever showed up in one of these... happy burbling
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 AM
yaaay toilet is here :D this might be the first time it's ever showed up in one of these... happy burbling
the toilet too also has an ADHD brain, and finds catharsis in recognizing the peace it finds when it manages to empty its cistern out and finally focus completely on something—its objecthood—wholly and completely without any other distractions, anxieties, or worries popping up. objects merely exist.
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
the toilet too also has an ADHD brain, and finds catharsis in recognizing the peace it finds when it manages to empty its cistern out and finally focus completely on something—its objecthood—wholly and completely without any other distractions, anxieties, or worries popping up. objects merely exist.
it likes to think every object is capable of holding a little bit of soul, in their own unique ways. they may not be in every object, but it likes to think it imparts a little bit of itself into those objects it keeps around itself in day-to-day life, and those whose use it spends time appreciating.
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
it likes to think every object is capable of holding a little bit of soul, in their own unique ways. they may not be in every object, but it likes to think it imparts a little bit of itself into those objects it keeps around itself in day-to-day life, and those whose use it spends time appreciating.
it's certainly doable and rational to extend that sense of "being" to inanimate things! the toilet has a really strong sense of finding animacy in objects it loves around it, whether it be its fellow toilets, the records in its collection, or its comfort blanket. there's a lot of wonder out there.
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
it's certainly doable and rational to extend that sense of "being" to inanimate things! the toilet has a really strong sense of finding animacy in objects it loves around it, whether it be its fellow toilets, the records in its collection, or its comfort blanket. there's a lot of wonder out there.
the first part is explicitly a primer on objecthood and an outline of what it entails, how to treat living-objects in your life with compassion, the struggles we go through, and so on.
the entire document is intended to be interesting and accessible to all beings, object or not
the entire document is intended to be interesting and accessible to all beings, object or not
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
the first part is explicitly a primer on objecthood and an outline of what it entails, how to treat living-objects in your life with compassion, the struggles we go through, and so on.
the entire document is intended to be interesting and accessible to all beings, object or not
the entire document is intended to be interesting and accessible to all beings, object or not