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Aah, the incomparable Eartha Kitt. My favourite Cockney rhyming slang.
December 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Aah, the incomparable Eartha Kitt. My favourite Cockney rhyming slang.
Whenever I listen to these idiots I think about the people who have to sit round a dinner table with them every night. What must they think, really deep down? “Jeez my dad’s a berk”.
December 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Whenever I listen to these idiots I think about the people who have to sit round a dinner table with them every night. What must they think, really deep down? “Jeez my dad’s a berk”.
We are a few late night TS rants away from him demanding that Nordic people move to America whether they want to or not or he’ll hit them all with massive tariffs.
December 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
We are a few late night TS rants away from him demanding that Nordic people move to America whether they want to or not or he’ll hit them all with massive tariffs.
*5 times. It happened in 2026 as well.
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
*5 times. It happened in 2026 as well.
Darth Oompa Loompa
December 11, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Darth Oompa Loompa
@snappedankles.bsky.social gig of the year!
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
@snappedankles.bsky.social gig of the year!
Deary goodness, if there was a face I could never tire of punching it’s this. Imagine the fun wiping the perma-smirk from this grinning buffoon 🤔
December 6, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Deary goodness, if there was a face I could never tire of punching it’s this. Imagine the fun wiping the perma-smirk from this grinning buffoon 🤔
He reminds me of Michael Gove. And Gove has bollocks for chops.
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
He reminds me of Michael Gove. And Gove has bollocks for chops.
Goodness me, if I asked an 8-year-old to draw me a picture of a bumbling idiot I’m pretty sure this buffoon would be the result. Where do they dig them up from?!
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Goodness me, if I asked an 8-year-old to draw me a picture of a bumbling idiot I’m pretty sure this buffoon would be the result. Where do they dig them up from?!
Cuddling kittens help as well I find
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Cuddling kittens help as well I find
Everything - EVERYTHING - that ‘King Merde-Ass’ touches turns to gold-gilded shit. It’s only a matter of time until he touches himself.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Everything - EVERYTHING - that ‘King Merde-Ass’ touches turns to gold-gilded shit. It’s only a matter of time until he touches himself.
That’s what all Nazis say
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 AM
That’s what all Nazis say
Putin did the same. Trump is an idiot. Everything, EVERYTHING, he touches turns to shit. What’s the opposite of Midas? Merde-us?
October 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Putin did the same. Trump is an idiot. Everything, EVERYTHING, he touches turns to shit. What’s the opposite of Midas? Merde-us?
Don’t Buy For Me Argentina
October 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Don’t Buy For Me Argentina
Pull your tongue from out of my arsehole
a man wearing glasses says me !!! in a dark room
ALT: a man wearing glasses says me !!! in a dark room
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pull your tongue from out of my arsehole
Musk must be distraught. All the hard work he puts in and he’s still only the world’s second worst man.
September 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Musk must be distraught. All the hard work he puts in and he’s still only the world’s second worst man.
Confucius say “never trust man with bollock chops”.
September 13, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Confucius say “never trust man with bollock chops”.
The word ‘Goon’ was invented for this sack of snakes.
September 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The word ‘Goon’ was invented for this sack of snakes.
Happy birthday Doctor Spock! Nanu Nanu 🖖
September 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Happy birthday Doctor Spock! Nanu Nanu 🖖
I thought he’d drawn a ‘lady garden’ then realised it’s his signature.
September 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I thought he’d drawn a ‘lady garden’ then realised it’s his signature.
RFK Jr is Old Bollock Chops incarnate. God help us all.
August 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
RFK Jr is Old Bollock Chops incarnate. God help us all.