Me in my gnome voice: I’m up!! I’m making eggs for all of my friends! 🤗
DM: okay how many eggs?
Me: oh yeah the party is huge. So like. A lot of eggs. A huge skillet of eggs.
DM: okay. There’s an explosion outside. It rocks the house.
Me: MY EGGS—
DM gravely: your eggs.
Me in my gnome voice: I’m up!! I’m making eggs for all of my friends! 🤗
DM: okay how many eggs?
Me: oh yeah the party is huge. So like. A lot of eggs. A huge skillet of eggs.
DM: okay. There’s an explosion outside. It rocks the house.
Me: MY EGGS—
DM gravely: your eggs.