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anne (bruins haikus)
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extremely mediocre haikus inspired by the Experience of the Boston Bruins
literally this is the only way i can cope with this bruins team
she/her
surprisingly, jaws
can break pretty easily
cmac knows too well
#NHLBruins
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
bruins win season
series against maple leafs
stop the season now
#NHLBruins

last one of the night but trust that game made me so joyful and carefree
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
seven! stunning streak
so scarcely scraped up sound
it's simply sublime
#NHLBruins
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
winning once again
boston's best bear boys beat back
losing leafs; I laugh
#NHLBruins
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
hate the maple leafs
the guys they traded agree
and tend to score goals
#NHLBruins

(former maple leafs players on the boston bruins loveeee scoring goals against them... first fraser minten now alex steeves let's go we love the revenge)
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i watched all the behind the b episodes from this season so far and in every locker room clip viktor arvidsson is eating a banana i'm starting the rumor he's a minion
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
apparently the
bruins really need their swede
hampus stay healthy 🤞
#NHLBruins
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
sometimes being wrong
is necessary and good
bruins score three times!!
#NHLBruins
just four shots on goal
just two since the first minute
trying my patience
#NHLBruins
October 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
just four shots on goal
just two since the first minute
trying my patience
#NHLBruins
October 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
may all of boston
appreciate your effort
viktor ovidsson
#NHLBruins
October 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
the headline tonight:
the bruins totally lose
their freaking marbles
#NHLBruins
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
the bruins hate joy
even when they win, they must
maximize terror
#NHLBruins
October 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
10 minutes left in
the game. my heartrate goes up,
i don't trust my team
#NHLBruins
October 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
to mason lohrei
i'm sorry for doubting you
keep this up, thank you
#NHLBruins
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
guys are committed
guys are working extremely
hard—most of the guys.

wow our coach is a poet (he's right tho)
Sturm: “Guys are committed. Guys are working extremely hard. Most of the guys. Some guys have to pick it up.”
October 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
a woodland's battle
ducks vs bears, clear who wins—yet
'twas the ducks who mauled
#NHLBruins
October 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
bm63
we've loved you, now they can see
how great rats can be
#NHLBruins
a man wearing a boston bruins jersey is taking a selfie
Alt: brad marchand wearing a boston bruins jersey in a tiktok that can only be described as serving cunt
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Reposted by anne (bruins haikus)
the beautiful game
October 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
the score does not accurately reflect the emotional roller coaster that was that game
The /FlaPanthers win on the road! 😼
October 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
morgan geekie goal!
peeke wants one too; but uh oh,
oh no, what the fuck
#NHLBruins
October 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM