Bruce Tomaso
brucetomaso.bsky.social
Bruce Tomaso
@brucetomaso.bsky.social
Old journalist, recalls typewriters, pay phones; newly indifferent ex-voter; proud grad of ASU's Cronkite School (couldn't get in today), Oxford comma zealot. I drop everything for Gaga, Notre Dame football, Tool, USWNT. MAGA goobers will be blocked.
Trump blames Ukraine for starting the war with Russia.
The reaction from Republicans in Congress:
February 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
When Gaga wrote, 'God makes no mistakes,' I'm not sure she'd completely thought things through.
February 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
'Immigrants are human beings, no matter what McDonald's worst employee says.'
- John Oliver
February 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
From now on, I'm calling it the Gulf of Little Hands.
February 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Water Hunting Tripod
February 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hey, Spectrum, don't feel like you need to respond or anything, because that would be, like, customer service, and who the hell needs that, am I right?
January 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Hey, Spectrum: Why does my Wi-Fi connection get jicky every time we get 1/4 inch of rain or, Zeus forbid, 10 snowflakes? Last time I checked, this was 2025, not 1923.
January 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
'He appointed more women to his cabinet than any of his predecessors, and more women and people of color to the federal judiciary than all previous presidents combined.'
- The White House Historical Association
January 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
'In mid-1993, there were only 130 web sites, with only 1.5 percent having commercial ".com" designations.'
- Kara Swisher, Burn Book: A Tech Love Story (2024)
December 15, 2024 at 8:21 PM
'I’m working … my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?'
- Melania Trump, surreptitiously recorded in 2018

No, you don't need to do it. Ever again. Really. Please don't.
December 14, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Preston Forest Barbers in Dallas, est. 1963 (and still known to us old-timers as Bob’s), is closing at year’s end. Machelle has been cutting my hair/trimming my beard for years. She’s going out on her own on NW Highway. She’s really nice and does a great job.
December 8, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Gladys, Elvis and Vernon Presley, 1937
December 2, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Cinderella, meet Ohio State.
November 23, 2024 at 8:28 PM
November 21, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Hard to believe this guy would have to pay women to have sex with him.

www.washingtonpost.com/.../matt-gae...
November 19, 2024 at 9:14 PM
November 19, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Ledes you never thought you'd read:

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
November 19, 2024 at 9:14 PM