I appreciate the gift articles (and I keep my mouth shut).
September 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I appreciate the gift articles (and I keep my mouth shut).
“Conspiracy blue balls” is a keeper.
July 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
“Conspiracy blue balls” is a keeper.
[911 Operator] Are the running shorts in the room with you?
June 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
[911 Operator] Are the running shorts in the room with you?
Apologies for being “that guy,” but Philadelphia Runner has a big-assed selection of shoes and knowledgeable staff.
June 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Apologies for being “that guy,” but Philadelphia Runner has a big-assed selection of shoes and knowledgeable staff.
Or pre-owned Lexus dealership.
May 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Or pre-owned Lexus dealership.
What’s worse than whistling the synth hook to a hip hop song? Whistling the synth hook out of tune.
March 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
What’s worse than whistling the synth hook to a hip hop song? Whistling the synth hook out of tune.
“Heavenly Father, forgive the Chiefs fans. They know not what they do.”
February 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“Heavenly Father, forgive the Chiefs fans. They know not what they do.”
No, we’re not.
January 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
No, we’re not.
Believe it or not, the double-barrel first name is a thing. I know of someone (in Texas) who goes by “Bobby Hank.”
December 8, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Believe it or not, the double-barrel first name is a thing. I know of someone (in Texas) who goes by “Bobby Hank.”
Well, you are an an attractive man…
November 29, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Well, you are an an attractive man…