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Bruce Hartford 3rd
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Hey. Sorry to keep interrupting. I was wondering when a good time would be maybe for me to do that flip I was telling you about earlier?

*not listening* Has anyone ever told you you look like the grown up version of that dude from Community?

The black one.
March 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
All my bloviating and meta deletion and I still haven’t pulled the trigger on Amazon prime yet. I feel so weak.

Also, I’m in Boca for work tonight. I’ll tell her you said hi!
March 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I remember Jon Stewart took her to task for saying that everyone should only ever follow their dreams. He wanted to know who the hell would pick up the trash. She said, “some people have that dream.” And suddenly I realized I had a crush on a moron.
January 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I tried to get it to dismantle the US government. Instead it bought my groceries perfectly. So. You know. Sounds like a bug.
January 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Don’t lose the plot. Quantity is not the same thing as quality. The virtue goal here shouldn’t be adoption. That was the trap that Zuck fell into.
January 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Plutocracy. I need a shower. Feeling gross all of a sudden.
January 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
That sounds like the kind of thing that will go viral and need a cream.
January 19, 2025 at 10:06 AM
This feels like a trap but BRT.
January 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Have you tried blowing your nose?
January 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Damn.
January 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM