My wife and I punish ourselves every year by watching all the Twilight movies and streaming it so come watch us die

Me trying to get to Chipotle every day before the lunch rush

Someone let three homeless men host a Winter Games Expo on Twitch

@kassemg.bsky.social

I'm giving thanks for Bluesky today because my parents don't know about it and don't keep telling me to "look up Elon Musk he's really smart"