I’m not going to France. In fact, I shall probably have to stump up some of my own cash to pay the full bill if I opt for the croissant. 😳

I wonder how the Golf of Mexico and Mount Denali are feeling this morning 🤷‍♂️

A pair of cheap reading glasses in (almost) every room in the house!! 🤓

hundred & ten percent THIS 👆

I don't really tend to record audiobooks as a rule, but if you want to send me an email to info (+my handle) I can take a look. If I can't help, I can probably put you in touch with others who can.

UPDATE: iPhone minutes ≠ washing machine minutes.

An iPhone minute is approximately 3-4 earth minutes. Washing machine minutes may exceed 1 hour*

*Ts &Cs apply.

What is the cut-off point though? 70? 75? 🤷‍♂️ Or is it simply determined by the reaction of others? Laughter = fell over. OMG, you ok? = had a fall.

It's a shame she never thought of "and isn't it just bollocks?" It's 3 syllables, so it fits just fine:

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife....
...
And isn't it just bollocks, don't you think?

‘King’ journeys?

What’s your daily/weekly mileage though. We’ve had ours < 2yrs. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve had to queue for a top up charge. But admit, I’m within Greater London so more chargers. Small change to routine/way of thinking helps.

Also waves hand. We’re lucky to have a driveway so can charge up while I sleep. Can have a ‘full tank’ every morning if I choose. V cheap overnight kw rate =2p/mile vs my old diesel that was 27p/mile. Saving £200/month on fuel. Also, less to go wrong with it, so saving on repairs. No oil. No exhaust

If you’ve got a receipt saying paid, I’d ask for a refund. 🤪

That would have made the Scratchcard advert quite different, wouldn’t it!

“I brought the scratchc…oooh Good God! That’s ruined Christmas” 🤣

Here you go! Don’t be shy. ☺️ And ‘comfortably proportioned’ works better 😃Or just ‘the first person you hear’ 😘 youtu.be/I9jmwE_lEX0?...

I heard that some have started using ‘Skeeting’ as a portmanteau of Sky and tweet, but it already has a very different meaning (DON’T look it up!!), so I’m not sure it’ll catch on.

Many years ago, I went into a toilet that had a video screen above the urinal with, I seem to remember, Dani Behr (remember her!) looking down at you. 😳 Most unnerving.