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Half sheep, half finch, half pangolin.
Just beginning to get a grasp of grocery shopping and division.
Glory to the Arsenal and justice for all!
I'm sorry Elliot, and all!
I just woke up from my drunken stupor and reality strikes.
I'm a childless 49-year-old.
There are no grandchildren on the cards.
It was a lovely little world to live in, if only for a moment.
Sorry!
But hey! Today there's Cristhian Mosquera.
June 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
A real transfer gets you a trophy.
Nothing is real without a trophy.
I just got a my first grandchild, but it means nothing, not without a trophy. Just a small token to help with my online arguments. A Coca Cola Cup or an engraved piece of wood.
June 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I'm more concerned about depth at right-back if Partey goes and Norgaard comes in.
Martinelli would make an excellent right-back, given time.
Just saying...
June 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
To me:
Norgaard is like Palhinha minus the poor positioning (i.e. yellow cards), plus the set piece threat.
If Zubi get's injured, or needs time to adapt, we might even see Miles and Declan more at #6 to begin with.
Brentfords attack is so hard to translate into anything other. Especially at #6.
June 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Calafiori is a L8. Whatever he or any other Italian tells you, it's just italian stuff.
June 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Norgaard is like Palhinha minus the poor positioning (i.e. yellow cards), plus the set-piece threat.
The Perfect #9.
June 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Kiwior needs to play. I hope we can keep him happy through the season, but then that's it. He's got too much potential to fulfill, and he's not going to usurp Gabriel, withstanding severe misfortune.
As with all Arsenal players, we have a responsibility.
Let the boy Boogie-Woogie! Italy loves him.
December 1, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Two of the tall ones and three of the others.
Probably not much help. Sorry!
I was watching from Stockholm.
November 30, 2024 at 8:54 PM
He's very effective coming off the bench when ahead. Calms it all right down.
When everybody else have 60 chaotic minutes in their legs he looks like a cheat code.
November 30, 2024 at 8:25 PM
65 minutes in, none of my zen could help me. It's like he's watching a boxing match, but only watching one fighter.
November 30, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Take a breath, change your focus...

This guy! 😍
November 30, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Sorry, can't do it!
I'm far to optimistic and I never learn.
It's a painful life.😉
November 30, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Everyone who can hold their breaths for two hours gets a pinacolada. That's how it's always been.
November 29, 2024 at 11:26 PM
So if it's a game of means we'll win by 1,8 goals.
If it's all a dodgy IQ-test it'll end up West Ham 2 - 6 Arsenal.
Either way we'll win. I'll take that!
November 29, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I knew it!
Darn!
November 29, 2024 at 10:09 PM