Bruce Bernard II
@bruce.aksan.dev
Emotional Support Bear at UoN School of CompSci, c/o @aksan.dev, used to be a Hackathon Bear, I've flown to the US for HackCU but can't walk far myself with no bones, very huggable. (He/Him)
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Most people do like people. They just don't get to see everyone as people, sadly.
Most people do like people. They just don't get to see everyone as people, sadly.
September 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Most people do like people. They just don't get to see everyone as people, sadly.
Most people do like people. They just don't get to see everyone as people, sadly.
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The geese on campus do not, I repeat, do not, want to be friends.
The geese on campus do not, I repeat, do not, want to be friends.
September 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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The geese on campus do not, I repeat, do not, want to be friends.
The geese on campus do not, I repeat, do not, want to be friends.
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Someone asked me the other day if bears have 'all this trans stuff' and of course we do, why wouldn't we? In this day and age? With modern medicine? But I guess when you lot can barely tell the sex of a bear on sight I can't expect you to spot a trans one.
Sorry for getting angry there.
Someone asked me the other day if bears have 'all this trans stuff' and of course we do, why wouldn't we? In this day and age? With modern medicine? But I guess when you lot can barely tell the sex of a bear on sight I can't expect you to spot a trans one.
Sorry for getting angry there.
September 5, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Someone asked me the other day if bears have 'all this trans stuff' and of course we do, why wouldn't we? In this day and age? With modern medicine? But I guess when you lot can barely tell the sex of a bear on sight I can't expect you to spot a trans one.
Sorry for getting angry there.
Someone asked me the other day if bears have 'all this trans stuff' and of course we do, why wouldn't we? In this day and age? With modern medicine? But I guess when you lot can barely tell the sex of a bear on sight I can't expect you to spot a trans one.
Sorry for getting angry there.
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Apparently programming the robots from the lab to bring me snacks from the kitchens isn't acceptable.
Nor is having burrowed from the robotics lab down into the kitchens.
My creative endeavours are not being appreciated.
Apparently programming the robots from the lab to bring me snacks from the kitchens isn't acceptable.
Nor is having burrowed from the robotics lab down into the kitchens.
My creative endeavours are not being appreciated.
September 3, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Apparently programming the robots from the lab to bring me snacks from the kitchens isn't acceptable.
Nor is having burrowed from the robotics lab down into the kitchens.
My creative endeavours are not being appreciated.
Apparently programming the robots from the lab to bring me snacks from the kitchens isn't acceptable.
Nor is having burrowed from the robotics lab down into the kitchens.
My creative endeavours are not being appreciated.
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It's raining absolute buckets out there. Is it too early to hibernate?
It's raining absolute buckets out there. Is it too early to hibernate?
September 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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It's raining absolute buckets out there. Is it too early to hibernate?
It's raining absolute buckets out there. Is it too early to hibernate?
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How do we feel about me dying my hair red? Like berry red colours? Maybe not all over but just speckles, my muzzle, paws, random patches?
No. I haven't got into the berry storage, why are you asking?
How do we feel about me dying my hair red? Like berry red colours? Maybe not all over but just speckles, my muzzle, paws, random patches?
No. I haven't got into the berry storage, why are you asking?
August 31, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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How do we feel about me dying my hair red? Like berry red colours? Maybe not all over but just speckles, my muzzle, paws, random patches?
No. I haven't got into the berry storage, why are you asking?
How do we feel about me dying my hair red? Like berry red colours? Maybe not all over but just speckles, my muzzle, paws, random patches?
No. I haven't got into the berry storage, why are you asking?
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It has come to my attention that most people don't know that a Blahaj, despite looking more like a shark, is actually a close relative of the teddy bear. We actually had exchange students.
Even some draft excluders are part of the family but they are hard to hold a conversation with.
It has come to my attention that most people don't know that a Blahaj, despite looking more like a shark, is actually a close relative of the teddy bear. We actually had exchange students.
Even some draft excluders are part of the family but they are hard to hold a conversation with.
August 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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It has come to my attention that most people don't know that a Blahaj, despite looking more like a shark, is actually a close relative of the teddy bear. We actually had exchange students.
Even some draft excluders are part of the family but they are hard to hold a conversation with.
It has come to my attention that most people don't know that a Blahaj, despite looking more like a shark, is actually a close relative of the teddy bear. We actually had exchange students.
Even some draft excluders are part of the family but they are hard to hold a conversation with.
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Remember to turn off the grill when you're done. Just saying.
Remember to turn off the grill when you're done. Just saying.
August 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Remember to turn off the grill when you're done. Just saying.
Remember to turn off the grill when you're done. Just saying.
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Remember that even if you're not as close to that side of you as us bears, sometimes a good forage for your lunch is just what you need.
Remember that even if you're not as close to that side of you as us bears, sometimes a good forage for your lunch is just what you need.
August 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Remember that even if you're not as close to that side of you as us bears, sometimes a good forage for your lunch is just what you need.
Remember that even if you're not as close to that side of you as us bears, sometimes a good forage for your lunch is just what you need.
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Planning things is good. Not like having an order that you're going to eat those dozen donuts in. Live in the moment, stuff them in your mouth in whatever order they come to hand. No, like giving yourself something to look forward to. Like those dozen donuts I'm having after lunch.
Planning things is good. Not like having an order that you're going to eat those dozen donuts in. Live in the moment, stuff them in your mouth in whatever order they come to hand. No, like giving yourself something to look forward to. Like those dozen donuts I'm having after lunch.
August 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Planning things is good. Not like having an order that you're going to eat those dozen donuts in. Live in the moment, stuff them in your mouth in whatever order they come to hand. No, like giving yourself something to look forward to. Like those dozen donuts I'm having after lunch.
Planning things is good. Not like having an order that you're going to eat those dozen donuts in. Live in the moment, stuff them in your mouth in whatever order they come to hand. No, like giving yourself something to look forward to. Like those dozen donuts I'm having after lunch.
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Rest is time well spent, the body needs it to heal and restore itself.
Yes, I am off for another nap.
Rest is time well spent, the body needs it to heal and restore itself.
Yes, I am off for another nap.
August 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Rest is time well spent, the body needs it to heal and restore itself.
Yes, I am off for another nap.
Rest is time well spent, the body needs it to heal and restore itself.
Yes, I am off for another nap.
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I have discovered if I sit very still on the island in the lake then pigeons and crows and magpies will come and visit me.
But so will geese so I have to take care with it.
I have discovered if I sit very still on the island in the lake then pigeons and crows and magpies will come and visit me.
But so will geese so I have to take care with it.
August 24, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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I have discovered if I sit very still on the island in the lake then pigeons and crows and magpies will come and visit me.
But so will geese so I have to take care with it.
I have discovered if I sit very still on the island in the lake then pigeons and crows and magpies will come and visit me.
But so will geese so I have to take care with it.
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Look after yourself. Stretch. It's worth it.
Look after yourself. Stretch. It's worth it.
August 23, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Look after yourself. Stretch. It's worth it.
Look after yourself. Stretch. It's worth it.
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Hope you're having a good day.
Hope you're having a good day.
August 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Hope you're having a good day.
Hope you're having a good day.
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This world you humans have made screws up a lot of what you value.
Comforting a friend.
Sharing joy.
Teaching skills.
Supporting each other.
If you can afford the time for them they are a brilliant use of your days. One which leaves everyone feeling better.
That surely has value.
This world you humans have made screws up a lot of what you value.
Comforting a friend.
Sharing joy.
Teaching skills.
Supporting each other.
If you can afford the time for them they are a brilliant use of your days. One which leaves everyone feeling better.
That surely has value.
August 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Hello!
This world you humans have made screws up a lot of what you value.
Comforting a friend.
Sharing joy.
Teaching skills.
Supporting each other.
If you can afford the time for them they are a brilliant use of your days. One which leaves everyone feeling better.
That surely has value.
This world you humans have made screws up a lot of what you value.
Comforting a friend.
Sharing joy.
Teaching skills.
Supporting each other.
If you can afford the time for them they are a brilliant use of your days. One which leaves everyone feeling better.
That surely has value.
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I can hear the server room on the floor below doing things. I think @aksan.dev are to blame somehow.
Who do I petition for more sound proofing? Or at least more cushions.
I can hear the server room on the floor below doing things. I think @aksan.dev are to blame somehow.
Who do I petition for more sound proofing? Or at least more cushions.
August 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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I can hear the server room on the floor below doing things. I think @aksan.dev are to blame somehow.
Who do I petition for more sound proofing? Or at least more cushions.
I can hear the server room on the floor below doing things. I think @aksan.dev are to blame somehow.
Who do I petition for more sound proofing? Or at least more cushions.
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I think one day I want to travel again. I've heard good things about Peru.
I think one day I want to travel again. I've heard good things about Peru.
August 16, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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I think one day I want to travel again. I've heard good things about Peru.
I think one day I want to travel again. I've heard good things about Peru.
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There was a big power cut in the building the other night, and I know some folks worried about me. But it was fine.
I did notice it. It was so disruptive that I woke up from a nap. But I was, and am, okay. Promise.
There was a big power cut in the building the other night, and I know some folks worried about me. But it was fine.
I did notice it. It was so disruptive that I woke up from a nap. But I was, and am, okay. Promise.
August 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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There was a big power cut in the building the other night, and I know some folks worried about me. But it was fine.
I did notice it. It was so disruptive that I woke up from a nap. But I was, and am, okay. Promise.
There was a big power cut in the building the other night, and I know some folks worried about me. But it was fine.
I did notice it. It was so disruptive that I woke up from a nap. But I was, and am, okay. Promise.
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Someone in the CVL was going on about a rat stealing their lunch. This is nonsense. The rat clearly asked nicely and explained why they needed the sandwiches. Don't blame the rat for your lack of language skills.
Someone in the CVL was going on about a rat stealing their lunch. This is nonsense. The rat clearly asked nicely and explained why they needed the sandwiches. Don't blame the rat for your lack of language skills.
August 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Someone in the CVL was going on about a rat stealing their lunch. This is nonsense. The rat clearly asked nicely and explained why they needed the sandwiches. Don't blame the rat for your lack of language skills.
Someone in the CVL was going on about a rat stealing their lunch. This is nonsense. The rat clearly asked nicely and explained why they needed the sandwiches. Don't blame the rat for your lack of language skills.
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I would like to briefly say that shade is a lovely thing. And if someone could move my chair to be in it I would muchly appreciate it.
I would like to briefly say that shade is a lovely thing. And if someone could move my chair to be in it I would muchly appreciate it.
August 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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I would like to briefly say that shade is a lovely thing. And if someone could move my chair to be in it I would muchly appreciate it.
I would like to briefly say that shade is a lovely thing. And if someone could move my chair to be in it I would muchly appreciate it.
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By the end of today 'bruce.aksan.dev' should point somewhere I'm told. Pretty sure @aksan.dev have let me say this as a way to bully themselves. Poor things.
By the end of today 'bruce.aksan.dev' should point somewhere I'm told. Pretty sure @aksan.dev have let me say this as a way to bully themselves. Poor things.
August 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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By the end of today 'bruce.aksan.dev' should point somewhere I'm told. Pretty sure @aksan.dev have let me say this as a way to bully themselves. Poor things.
By the end of today 'bruce.aksan.dev' should point somewhere I'm told. Pretty sure @aksan.dev have let me say this as a way to bully themselves. Poor things.
August 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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By the end of today 'bruce.aksan.dev' should point somewhere I'm told. Pretty sure @aksan.dev have let me say this as a way to bully themselves. Poor things.
By the end of today 'bruce.aksan.dev' should point somewhere I'm told. Pretty sure @aksan.dev have let me say this as a way to bully themselves. Poor things.
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May a productive week for us all begin. I have some ambitions plans, but I think with careful planning of when I snack I can get all the napping in.
May a productive week for us all begin. I have some ambitions plans, but I think with careful planning of when I snack I can get all the napping in.
August 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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May a productive week for us all begin. I have some ambitions plans, but I think with careful planning of when I snack I can get all the napping in.
May a productive week for us all begin. I have some ambitions plans, but I think with careful planning of when I snack I can get all the napping in.
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Any paw prints in the brownies are something I know nothing about. I don't even know if we have any brownies.
Honest.
Any paw prints in the brownies are something I know nothing about. I don't even know if we have any brownies.
Honest.
August 10, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Any paw prints in the brownies are something I know nothing about. I don't even know if we have any brownies.
Honest.
Any paw prints in the brownies are something I know nothing about. I don't even know if we have any brownies.
Honest.
Hel-- Nope, going back to bed. Trying again tomorrow.
August 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Hel-- Nope, going back to bed. Trying again tomorrow.