Bruce Almighty
@bruce-almighty.bsky.social
"Radical Left Lunatic" aka an empathic, caring, intelligent person. Glory to Ukraine! 🇺🇦 Lover of tacos 🌮! Parrot owner 🦜
Is it ok to wear my eclipse glasses for the rapture tomorrow? I'm certain I shouldn't look directly at it but want to wave goodbye to those ascending.
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Is it ok to wear my eclipse glasses for the rapture tomorrow? I'm certain I shouldn't look directly at it but want to wave goodbye to those ascending.
It's weird being the same age as old people!
April 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It's weird being the same age as old people!
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Your Monday PSA pep talk.
April 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Your Monday PSA pep talk.
Time flies when you're having rum!
April 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Time flies when you're having rum!
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He did it because those tux-wearing bastards never once said "thank you."
April 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
He did it because those tux-wearing bastards never once said "thank you."
What if... all the roman & Greek statues are victims of Medusa!
April 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What if... all the roman & Greek statues are victims of Medusa!
You become the wolf you feed.
March 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
You become the wolf you feed.
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Worst. Episode. EVER.
February 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Worst. Episode. EVER.
My jeans say I need to lose a few pounds.
But my sweats said, "Naw, you're good!"
But my sweats said, "Naw, you're good!"
January 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My jeans say I need to lose a few pounds.
But my sweats said, "Naw, you're good!"
But my sweats said, "Naw, you're good!"
I don't recommend letting Jesus take the wheel. There were no cars 2000 years ago! He can't drive!
January 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I don't recommend letting Jesus take the wheel. There were no cars 2000 years ago! He can't drive!
My flock: Maui on the left, Mango on the right, Kona in the background on a playstand.
January 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My flock: Maui on the left, Mango on the right, Kona in the background on a playstand.
Don't compare your behind-the-scene's life with other's highlight reel.
January 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Don't compare your behind-the-scene's life with other's highlight reel.
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When folks wake up…
Coming to a bar near you in about 6 months.
Coming to a bar near you in about 6 months.
January 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
When folks wake up…
Coming to a bar near you in about 6 months.
Coming to a bar near you in about 6 months.
If I'm going to be a rando, I'm going to be a total rando!
January 18, 2025 at 9:28 AM
If I'm going to be a rando, I'm going to be a total rando!
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One of the best feelings is to know someone’s thinking of you. Just got a text saying they needed to hear from me. Mostly bc my bill was overdue. But still
January 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
One of the best feelings is to know someone’s thinking of you. Just got a text saying they needed to hear from me. Mostly bc my bill was overdue. But still
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They’re making some changes at the White House.
January 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
They’re making some changes at the White House.
New Year's resolution...use my gym equipment more in 2025!
January 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
New Year's resolution...use my gym equipment more in 2025!
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