Petty criminals announcing their petty criminal intentions on social media is both baffling and a great source of entertainment

I've been deemed not funny. I'm still working through my feelings on this, but in the meantime I accept monetary condolences from all major payment apps.

I felt @hitoriskyther.bsky.social should be commended for all her Bluesky achievements. We should all be building each other up, and who better than this dedicated woman? I hope everyone takes part in electing other deserving folk in a collab of empowerment this 2025 Bluesky season.

Need a job? I need a laundromat attendant. Mostly runs itself but need someone to keep an eye out, clean some, handle weirdos, troublemakers, etc—ideally no calling cops. 25+ only, no flakes or soft hands. Cash pay, late hours. No résumé PLEASE. Just need to meet in person for an interview.

New rental available, delightfully rustic, location is shit, 2k/mo, tenant responsible for mowing and pest control... I kid, which I feel is a necessary disclaimer considering some very real listings I've seen. One of my early morning shoots from a few days ago. Decay is beauty.

Figured it was time to establish an online presence to pander to all my admirers and people who insist on dramatizing at me "WHAT? You have NO social media? What are you, one of those hipster types who thinks being a recluse is all the rage?" Please contain your excitement now that I am here. Emojis