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@brrrthebear.bsky.social
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Professional Cartoon Bear 🐻‍❄️
One fifth of subparseshow.bsky.social 🎬
Doing the gosh dang bestest I can 🧸
My undercover human form goes by Floyd 🧔‍♀️
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any Punk shippers in chat?
crunchy jpeg parody of the MordeTwi Airplanes meme with low effort MS-paint drawings of two Subparse characters wistfully crying. Dunk is on the left, holding a metal spatula and wearing a toque blanche, text reads, "Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?" P is on the right with text, "I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now."
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Cursed Herb
More like...
Creepypesto
screenshot from a Subparse outro, Herb is distorted by horizontal scan lines and his head is at an irregular angle. Where his eyes and mouth should be is a dark void. the image is low quality and the sharpness is cranked beyond maximum, revealing the compression artifacts, adding to your unease. By reading this alt text, you're doomed to have Creepypesto haunt your dreams. Send to FIVE FRIENDS OR ELSE!!!!!!! or don't i'm not ur mom (OR AM I?!?!?)
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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shit like this causes me so much undue stress as a business owner. sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night worried that i checked a box wrong, or accidentally missed a document.
screenshot of canadian government website. text reads: Caution Misrepresentation constitutes an offence and, on summary conviction, a person is liable to a fine not exceeding $5000 or to imprisonment for a term not exceeding six months or both.
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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legendary vhs thrift
photo of a tv with the VHS Baby Bears next to it. on screen are two black bear cubs playing in the water
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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polar propaganda
at gay kid club
November 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Y'all these are the bearest looking bears I might've ever drawn! I loved @aaronblaiseart.bsky.social's tip about splitting the body is alternatingly rigid and flexible parts!
illustration of the side profile of a polar bear. 6 dotted lines segment the body into rigid and flexible proportions: Head, Neck, Arms, Waist, Legs, Tail. It begins with Rigid head and alternates, ending on flexible tail. illustration of a baby bear, pushing the features to accentuate cuteness Illustration of two polar bears. One is more finished, a wide smile. One of his eyes is a little wonky. The second is less finished. The angry stare I was going for ended up more sultry. Aaron was really quick here and the switch kept cutting away so this one isn't as good but still fun!
November 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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I made eight types of chocolate chip cookies, each with different chopped up fun-sized treats!

Gotta love Discount Candy Day~
photo of eight chocolate chip cookies with substituted mix-ins on a wooden cutting board. flavours from left to right, top to bottom: Aero, Coffee Crisp, Kit Kat, M&Ms, Mars, Smarties, Snickers, Twix.
November 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
a photo of a lasagna that captures Floyd's quaint rural kitchen. wait... what's that? in the window?! Garfield wants some. Let him in. A haunted cartoon cat peeks in from the darkness. His too-big smile, unlevel eyelids, and needle teeth causes you dread.
October 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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(it's under the sauce)
the most beautiful lasagna in the world
October 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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~ Home Sweet Home ~
...at least for one of 'em!
pink, blue, black marker, and white crayon on paper. in the foreground, Lorne from Subparse is standing on top of his surfaced submersible. His worried eyes are framed with big goggles. He wears fluffy earmuffs and a poofy scarf. In the background, the anthropomorphic polar bear, Dunk, stands atop a thick sheet of ice. Dunk is wearing sandals, shorts, a button up tee, and holding a picnic basket. He smiles, waves, and says, "OVER HERE" in chunky purple lettering.
October 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Felt inspired to put Subparse characters in costumes~ 🎃
Photo of pencil drawing, one of my many teddy bears holds the sketchbook. Dunk and Lorne from Subparse. Dunk is wearing a frilly maid dress and heels, and holds a fluffy duster above his head. He has a classic 50s haircut with kiss me lips. Lorne has his arms crossed with a cocked, pierced brow. He has multiple earrings, a chain of x's as a neck tattoo, an a tear drop tattoo by his eye. He's wearing a dark jacket with an HQ logo patch on the bicep, baggy pants with lots of pockets and dangling accessories, and clunky military boots. Speech bubbles read: "Dressed up for Halloween?" "No." "Me either."
October 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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i don't know anything about these two but this is romance and i wish them the best
red carpet photo of tall man in leather pants and a sleeveless button up. he has one arm around, and the other pressing again the chest of a person in pup gear. the pup is shorter, wearing his harness over a leather tee and shorts with high rise leather boots. i don't know either of them, or if they're even romantically involved, but they are couple goals.
October 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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i am sophisticated
i go to orchestra
photo of orchestra at the NAC in Ottawa, as the conductor is introducing the last song of Stardew Valley Symphony of Seasons
October 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Did I ever post this?? I drew so much during Subparse's Subtember that weren't actually prompts!
Photo of pencil drawing. Dunk, a polar bear, wearing a stethoscope around his neck and reading a clipboard. Big J is laying on the ground with X's for eyes and his tongue sticking out. His body is in the Family Guy fall pose. Dunk's speech bubbles reads, "Yeah, I dunno...Your vitals look fine to me..."
October 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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ignore my dirty keyboard and messy wires
i shared my popcorn w/ u fr
u thought I was kidding
Screenshot of Premiere screen for the latest episode of Subparse. There is a bowl of popcorn in the foreground with popped kernels resting on the keyboard. In the reflection you can slightly see a polar bear.
October 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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I DO NOT ENDORSE SMOKING!
🚭 THIS IS FOR VIBES ONLY! 🚭
black permanent marker and star wars branded crayons (no highlighter!) A silhouette of a head on a purple background. the head is wide and suggests an untamed beard with short unkempt hair. he is smoking a pipe that creates smoke. inside the wisps are various fluorescent colours, perhaps taking the shape of a duck? these bright colours are present in the silhouetted head as well, subtly giving vibrancy to the otherwise dark image.
October 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I'm gonna release a bunch of #Subtember drawings that never made the cut! Starting with this previous iteration of the quoted illustration:
earlier version of the quoted image. this depiction has a thicker stroke, rougher lines, the bear has dark hair, and the perspective between the body and the outstretched burger is deeper. The text "Burger" gradually grows larger as it extends into the foreground alongside the arm.
October 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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#Subtember has me drawing my own shitposts for the #Surface prompt. don't think about the perspective of the cube too much
a not exactly perspective-accurate cube where the faces of the shape are a flat texture of a polar bear. the text reads, "You've heard of Lorb... Now get ready for Dube" Lorb refers to a spherized photo of Lorne from Subparse. Dube is another made up word, presumably standing for Dunk Cube.
September 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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a simple one for the #Subtember prompt today, #Transform, but it was surprisingly difficult for me to abstract Herb (that's why he's in a separate pic)
pencil drawing of simple geometric shapes resembling lorne, dunk, and big j from Subparse. a first attempt at an abstract herb is partially visible. a stand-alone image of a geometrically abstracted herb drawn in pencil
September 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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consider this ENTIRE photo my entry for the #Subtember prompt #Treasure, not just the drawing 🥣
photo of pencil drawing. top text, "Maybe the real TREASURE" bottom text, "Were the FLAKES we FROSTED along the way" dunk, an anthropomorphic polar bear from Subparse, looks at the back of a cereal box. the box's front is visible to us and depicts a muscular anthropomorphic cat with an ascot. the cereal's Slogan is, "They're Brrrilliant!", a reference to yours truly. a jagged pop-up is overlayed atop the pelvis of the cat. text reads, "Prize in Every Box" along the side of the box is partially obscured text, "Processed Breakfast Flakes" in the photo itself, the notebook is on a wooden table with a heart-patterned cloth placemat underneath. partially in frame are a box of Frosted Flakes (Zucaritas) and a polar bear mug rest on the table in the background. ignore the piece of cake that landed on the E of "Frosted". i did baking today.
September 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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C-Gal has a #Console option in her console this #Subtember and Lorne is making good use of the software! What could Lorne be so worried about?
~
Also our runic font is like really hard to write irl??!!!
photo of pencil drawing. lorne lays casually on a chaise longue with his collar unbuttoned and sock feet out. his tie dangling off the head of the chair. his jacket and fedora are in a hook in the background. Lorne is speaking to C-Gal on her hydraulic arm monitor. she has rectangular glasses and a clipboard. lorne vents out, "I have this sinking feeling that someone is watching us... besides HQ, I mean." c-gal is unbothered and in runic letters she replies, "And how does that make you feel?"
September 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Did you remember to take your meds today?
~
Another piece I did for #Subtember and this prompt was #Artificial! drew it at the same time as the earlier one but I just got a moment free to post 'er.
Photo of a pencil drawing. A hexagonal cartoon bear head is bisected vertically. On the left, his expression is exhausted, grungy and drained, on the right his expression is happy, clean and vibrant. Writing on the paper captions the illustration: "The serotonin may be ARTIFICIAL... But the good vibes are REAL!"
September 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Doodles from a waiting room for the #Subtember prompt #Toxic! The gay toxic sludge is a liquid distillation of my Bluesky feed 💚
photo of pencil doodle. Dunk from Subparse wearing a rainbow print shirt and curiously sticking his finger is an open drum barrel that's labeled "Toxic sludge that turns you GAY!"
September 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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the two genders are bouba and kiki
Left: sharp, angular shape. Right: a round, blobby shape. From the Wikipedia for this image: This picture is used as a test to demonstrate that people may not attach sounds to shapes arbitrarily. When given the names "kiki" and "bouba", many cultural and linguistic communities worldwide robustly tend to label the shape on the left "kiki" and the one on the right "bouba".
September 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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jail. immediately.
photo of truck stop menu on diner table. a picture of a food crime is paired with the following description: Next stop: Dessert Sweet Potato Fry Dessert Crispy sweet potato fries tossed in cinnamon sugar, topped with butterscotch sauce, ice cream and whipped cream.
September 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM