ARC Raiders really delivers on the innate desire we all share to fire a gun at every stupid fuckin drone we see
December 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
ARC Raiders really delivers on the innate desire we all share to fire a gun at every stupid fuckin drone we see
Alone on a hiking trail deep in the wilderness and suddenly you smell cigarette smoke
December 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Alone on a hiking trail deep in the wilderness and suddenly you smell cigarette smoke
"You should go back to Twitter" you should go back to Pripyat
December 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"You should go back to Twitter" you should go back to Pripyat
Hard to believe that the country is this fucking stupid AFTER we took the lead out of gasoline.
December 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hard to believe that the country is this fucking stupid AFTER we took the lead out of gasoline.
They're saying it's wrong
They're saying a kitten shouldn't be this cute
They're saying a kitten shouldn't be this cute
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
They're saying it's wrong
They're saying a kitten shouldn't be this cute
They're saying a kitten shouldn't be this cute
Imagine seeing this spread and still thinking "immigrants and non-white people make this country worse."
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Imagine seeing this spread and still thinking "immigrants and non-white people make this country worse."
Every Ben Folds song sounds like it's from a musical you were forced to watch at a school assembly that's about why you should wait to have sex until marriage
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Every Ben Folds song sounds like it's from a musical you were forced to watch at a school assembly that's about why you should wait to have sex until marriage
Katie has just realized to our mutual horror that as a kid she mixed up Angels in America and Angels in the Outfield and thus believed until THIS MORNING that at some point in the 90s there had been a deeply serious "AIDS baseball movie"
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Katie has just realized to our mutual horror that as a kid she mixed up Angels in America and Angels in the Outfield and thus believed until THIS MORNING that at some point in the 90s there had been a deeply serious "AIDS baseball movie"
Incredible how every day there's at least one new person who I have to add to the list of "People Who Are Never Allowed To Be Alone With My Kids."
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Incredible how every day there's at least one new person who I have to add to the list of "People Who Are Never Allowed To Be Alone With My Kids."
Getting Cuomo's new Florida house ready for him
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Getting Cuomo's new Florida house ready for him
It gives me no pleasure to report that I didn't really like OBAA. It was beautifully shot and scored and there were some great performances but the tone was wildly uneven, it was too long, and it felt like it was written by that Greek monk who lived and died having never met a woman.
October 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It gives me no pleasure to report that I didn't really like OBAA. It was beautifully shot and scored and there were some great performances but the tone was wildly uneven, it was too long, and it felt like it was written by that Greek monk who lived and died having never met a woman.
This person is on the back side of a glory hole
September 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This person is on the back side of a glory hole
What parent in their right mind would ever spend money to bring their child to Florida now that the state has turned its back on vaccines.
September 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
What parent in their right mind would ever spend money to bring their child to Florida now that the state has turned its back on vaccines.
There's literally no way this happened the way it's being reported www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/u...
Giuliani Is Hurt in Car Crash in New Hampshire
www.nytimes.com
August 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
There's literally no way this happened the way it's being reported www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/u...
Fascination Street is the song that accidentally caused me to co-found a Cure cover band...
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metatalk.metafilter.com/26217/Your-m...
August 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Fascination Street is the song that accidentally caused me to co-found a Cure cover band...
metatalk.metafilter.com/26217/Your-m...
metatalk.metafilter.com/26217/Your-m...
I choose to believe that the "PNC" in "PNC Bank" stands for post-nut clarity and I will NOT be reexamining this belief.
August 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I choose to believe that the "PNC" in "PNC Bank" stands for post-nut clarity and I will NOT be reexamining this belief.
Pharcyde
Metallica
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Mastodon/Gojira
The Smile
Metallica
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Mastodon/Gojira
The Smile
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you attended:
Clipping
Housewife
Charlotte Cornfield
Shania Twink
Joel Plaskett
Clipping
Housewife
Charlotte Cornfield
Shania Twink
Joel Plaskett
August 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Pharcyde
Metallica
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Mastodon/Gojira
The Smile
Metallica
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Mastodon/Gojira
The Smile
Crazy how every time you see avowed white supremacists in the news they're the most lipless, beady-eyed little freaks you've ever seen. Really makes you think. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/r...
The Founders of This New Development Say You Must Be White to Live There
www.nytimes.com
August 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Crazy how every time you see avowed white supremacists in the news they're the most lipless, beady-eyed little freaks you've ever seen. Really makes you think. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/r...
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Davenport, Clements, Mitchell, Wiger, Snutz, Pusatari, Knox, Vrakas, Padavano, PeeE-Neur, Dip, Donnelly, Auckerman, Lapkus, Tompkins.
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
August 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Davenport, Clements, Mitchell, Wiger, Snutz, Pusatari, Knox, Vrakas, Padavano, PeeE-Neur, Dip, Donnelly, Auckerman, Lapkus, Tompkins.
If the anti-abortion set had a modicum of consistency of principles they'd be assassinating anti-vax influencers and firebombing health food stores
www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2...
www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2...
Mother sues Florida dairy farm, claims she lost fetus after raw milk led to bacterial infection
A New Smyrna Beach dairy farm was named in a lawsuit filed by a woman who claims she lost her fetus after falling ill while caring for her toddler who became sick after drinking raw, unpasteurized mil...
www.clickorlando.com
August 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If the anti-abortion set had a modicum of consistency of principles they'd be assassinating anti-vax influencers and firebombing health food stores
www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2...
www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2...
The way British people say "pasta" is so gross. It makes it sound like some kind of weird custard with like, dust on it
August 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The way British people say "pasta" is so gross. It makes it sound like some kind of weird custard with like, dust on it
Very impressive that our friends at the Mars corporation managed to imbue their peanut butter and jelly M&Ms with the rich flavor of "eating bread sticks in the smoking section of Olive Garden."
August 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Very impressive that our friends at the Mars corporation managed to imbue their peanut butter and jelly M&Ms with the rich flavor of "eating bread sticks in the smoking section of Olive Garden."
Woke up from a dream as I was describing the following joke to my wife:
"Switch 2 this, Switch 2 that, some of y'all need to switch 2 GEICO to save hundreds on motorcycle insurance.'
"Switch 2 this, Switch 2 that, some of y'all need to switch 2 GEICO to save hundreds on motorcycle insurance.'
August 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Woke up from a dream as I was describing the following joke to my wife:
"Switch 2 this, Switch 2 that, some of y'all need to switch 2 GEICO to save hundreds on motorcycle insurance.'
"Switch 2 this, Switch 2 that, some of y'all need to switch 2 GEICO to save hundreds on motorcycle insurance.'