Just how bad do you have to fuck up to make SWITZERLAND pick a side??

Ahem

If anyone from ICE asks if you've seen someone they're looking for, no the fuck you haven't.

If you're still on FB, check the list of who you're following. Apparently 45**47 🤢 and The white house has been added to everyone.

I unfollowed those pages on mine, but if I find them on there again, I'll be deleting all things Zuck.

I just had the worst nightmare I've ever had in my life. Literally woke up crying.

I'm not putting it out into the universe, because, as of today, it's not that far-fetched that it could happen.

Things could have been so different today. I hope they get and enjoy their "cheaper eggs". 😞🙄😒

I just realized there is a whole season of Kitchen Nightmares available to stream on Hulu.

January 20 seems like a great day to binge it.

Soooo... the aliens have less than an hour. Where they at?