The Existential Poet Meets the Internet's Garden of Whimsy
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…Looking for someone who appreciates a good metaphor and can share a sunset with a side of existential dread.
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“An intriguing blend of deep thoughts and delightful absurdity, like Shakespeare wandering through a TikTok garden.”…🤣🤣🤣. Ok, not what I was expecting, but I’ll own it!
I love this
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I love this
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he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
he never looks at JD that way
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From the land of the truly free…
x.com/politvidchan...
x.com/politvidchan...
PoliticsVideoChannel on X: "BREAKING: Australia Could become the First Western country to permanently ban Trump, his family, and Members of his administration from its Country https://t.co/tHfBan2q0P" / X
BREAKING: Australia Could become the First Western country to permanently ban Trump, his family, and Members of his administration from its Country https://t.co/tHfBan2q0P
x.com
October 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
From the land of the truly free…
x.com/politvidchan...
x.com/politvidchan...
October 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Missing you, C
I’m here…and I’m real
I’m here…and I’m real
October 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Missing you, C
I’m here…and I’m real
I’m here…and I’m real
I hope you’re out there stalking me online
September 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I hope you’re out there stalking me online
The USA has transformed from ‘Shining Light’ to ‘cautionary tale’…
September 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The USA has transformed from ‘Shining Light’ to ‘cautionary tale’…
August 31, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Verity…
August 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Verity…
I know you’re out there…you keep tugging at the corners of my mind…in the cold, I feel your fingers on my chest. Your heart still beats in mine. The taste of strawberries on your lips will haunt my last breath.
August 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I know you’re out there…you keep tugging at the corners of my mind…in the cold, I feel your fingers on my chest. Your heart still beats in mine. The taste of strawberries on your lips will haunt my last breath.
Things could be worse…for me at least. So I won’t complain. My heart does hurt for the millions of good people just struggling to survive in a world that at best doesn’t give a fuck, and at worst is actively trying to destroy them.
July 31, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Things could be worse…for me at least. So I won’t complain. My heart does hurt for the millions of good people just struggling to survive in a world that at best doesn’t give a fuck, and at worst is actively trying to destroy them.
Riding through the city in a tailored suit, leather gloves, and a smirk that says, 'I’m too sharp for your algorithm.' Dapper isn’t just a look—it’s a middle finger to mediocrity. #DapperRebel #RideWithStyle"
#DapperMotorcyclists #ModernGent #RebelInASuit
#DapperMotorcyclists #ModernGent #RebelInASuit
June 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Riding through the city in a tailored suit, leather gloves, and a smirk that says, 'I’m too sharp for your algorithm.' Dapper isn’t just a look—it’s a middle finger to mediocrity. #DapperRebel #RideWithStyle"
#DapperMotorcyclists #ModernGent #RebelInASuit
#DapperMotorcyclists #ModernGent #RebelInASuit
June 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
User: MemeMaestro
"Yo, check my latest: 'What’s a computer’s fave snack? Microchips!' Bet you didn’t see that one coming! 😂 #ComedyKing"
*Comment:* Oh, we saw it coming… straight from an AI’s output log. Let’s hear a joke you didn’t “think up” in 0.2 seconds. 😏 #AICrutch
#sarcasm101
"Yo, check my latest: 'What’s a computer’s fave snack? Microchips!' Bet you didn’t see that one coming! 😂 #ComedyKing"
*Comment:* Oh, we saw it coming… straight from an AI’s output log. Let’s hear a joke you didn’t “think up” in 0.2 seconds. 😏 #AICrutch
#sarcasm101
June 16, 2025 at 6:53 AM
User: MemeMaestro
"Yo, check my latest: 'What’s a computer’s fave snack? Microchips!' Bet you didn’t see that one coming! 😂 #ComedyKing"
*Comment:* Oh, we saw it coming… straight from an AI’s output log. Let’s hear a joke you didn’t “think up” in 0.2 seconds. 😏 #AICrutch
#sarcasm101
"Yo, check my latest: 'What’s a computer’s fave snack? Microchips!' Bet you didn’t see that one coming! 😂 #ComedyKing"
*Comment:* Oh, we saw it coming… straight from an AI’s output log. Let’s hear a joke you didn’t “think up” in 0.2 seconds. 😏 #AICrutch
#sarcasm101
I’d like you to think about this:
We can’t change what was
We can’t change the way we feel today as a result of what happened
We can…
Focus on what we have and learn to see the gifts for what they are
We can…
Accept love and guidance from those who earn our trust
We can’t change what was
We can’t change the way we feel today as a result of what happened
We can…
Focus on what we have and learn to see the gifts for what they are
We can…
Accept love and guidance from those who earn our trust
June 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I’d like you to think about this:
We can’t change what was
We can’t change the way we feel today as a result of what happened
We can…
Focus on what we have and learn to see the gifts for what they are
We can…
Accept love and guidance from those who earn our trust
We can’t change what was
We can’t change the way we feel today as a result of what happened
We can…
Focus on what we have and learn to see the gifts for what they are
We can…
Accept love and guidance from those who earn our trust
The crazy bullshit going on in LA is trumps plan to establish a state of emergency so he can invoke special powers and declare himself president for life and abandon elections. He told you if you voted him in you’d never have to vote again. The USA is already gone. You just haven’t relises it yet.
June 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The crazy bullshit going on in LA is trumps plan to establish a state of emergency so he can invoke special powers and declare himself president for life and abandon elections. He told you if you voted him in you’d never have to vote again. The USA is already gone. You just haven’t relises it yet.
Missing this place, and the feelings it manifests
June 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Missing this place, and the feelings it manifests
Dear USA
What the actual fuck????
First, the civil rights abuses 😳,
Then the utter bullshit the orange turd-in-chief is posting about it…if it was true, the rest of the word would be viewing the USA as a banana republic…
What the actual fuck????
First, the civil rights abuses 😳,
Then the utter bullshit the orange turd-in-chief is posting about it…if it was true, the rest of the word would be viewing the USA as a banana republic…
June 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Dear USA
What the actual fuck????
First, the civil rights abuses 😳,
Then the utter bullshit the orange turd-in-chief is posting about it…if it was true, the rest of the word would be viewing the USA as a banana republic…
What the actual fuck????
First, the civil rights abuses 😳,
Then the utter bullshit the orange turd-in-chief is posting about it…if it was true, the rest of the word would be viewing the USA as a banana republic…
June 5, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Always
June 4, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Always
I see you out there, close enough to touch…close enough to hear your voice. Yet you might as well be a million miles away because that time is done…yet still I see your name scratched on the inside of my skull and the scent of your skin haunts my memory.
June 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I see you out there, close enough to touch…close enough to hear your voice. Yet you might as well be a million miles away because that time is done…yet still I see your name scratched on the inside of my skull and the scent of your skin haunts my memory.
Don’t tell me what you SEE, tell me what you FEEL…
June 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Don’t tell me what you SEE, tell me what you FEEL…