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Abner Brown
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Head of the theological college at Chesters. A very sweet tenor. Criminal genius, part-time occultist and thief. Taking refuge from the other place, hoping to get the #BoxOfDelights, find my Pouncer and recruit a gang of scrobblers. The wolves are running.
I hear there is a gollop of Scrobbkefesters gathering at Dudley. Quick go up there and get half a crown off each of them before they . You might ransack their luggage, while you're at it.
#scrobblefest
#thewolvesarerunning
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 AM
It takes Animus a few goes to get his blizzards right. At this moment he has summoned up a thoroughly underwhelming blizzard of sleet, and my feet are wet. Dolt!
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I hear some dolt has been arrested after masquerading in a fake uniform and pretending to hold a rank he hasn't earned. In other news, Archbishop Joe seems to have disappeared completely.
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I see that a few flakes have been forecast for the Scottish mountains this weekend. That, of course, means the Tatchester Gazette is predicting snowmageddon in Condicote. Which reminds me, is Animus out of his pit, yet?
October 25, 2025 at 8:47 AM