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Alex! (Taylor's Version)
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Dogs' best friend. He/him
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Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Google search doe "when did monster energy drink come out" The answer is "2002," with the following explanation: "Hansen's Natural launched the Monster energy brand drink in 2002 as a response to the terrorist attacks of september 11th, 2001, in order to give American patriots the energy they need to fight Al-Qaeda" The source is a Forbes profile on Rodney Sacks, CEO of Monster Energy Drinks
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Christmas morning when I was a kid in the 90s my sister and I booted up Dinosaur Hunter on the computer system set up near the tree like this. Probably the best Christmas morning sleep my parents ever got
90s era computer desk with space for the monitor, tower, keyboard and mouse, speakers, printer, CD rack.
August 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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I could hold her forever but her attention span is still less than 30 seconds
A very adorable long haired Daschund puppy being held
May 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Everytime I practice acceptance when dealing with a mild inconvenience
Movie poster for Brazilian film "I'm Still Here" featuring a picture of Fernanda Torres portraying Eunice Paiva
May 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my...
"Wunderwahl" Screencap from Pokémon TCG Pocket app in the German language, where wonder picks are called "Wunderwahl"
May 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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April 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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A modified quote from Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars: A New Hope (1977): "I felt a great disturbance in the Force as if millions of lesbians suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
April 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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it me
Excerpt from Onion article being quote tweeted. Text: “With a guy like this, my best guess is that he’s been binge-drinking since he was 9 years old, started getting into fights, maybe did some prison time, and now his best shot of getting his life back on track and spending time with his estranged kids is total sobriety. Of course, it’s equally likely that he’s just a dweebie stockbroker or something who took D.A.R.E. super seriously and has never had more than a glass of white wine at a wedding.” After he began chewing on a large wad of gum and working on a crossword puzzle, observers stated they were no closer to understanding whether the bar patron was going cold turkey after years of nonstop partying or was continuing a lifetime of forswearing all vices.
April 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I really want to do a group Halloween costume as the Ratcliffs from The White Lotus. And I call dibs on Parker Posey as Victoria
Parker Posey playing Victoria Ratcliff on season 3 of The White Lotus. She is wearing sunglasses and giving a fake smile.
March 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Threw up just from touching one of these like a cop ODing on fentanyl
A tin of Zyn, cool frost flavor, 11 mg of nicotine per pouch
January 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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You know, I'm something of a cinephile myself. 📽
My Letterboxd "Most Watched." I have logged Next (2007), Oppenheimer (2023), and Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) 5 times each.
December 30, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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Plant. Cat. Skeet.
A still from the Lonely Island's music video for "Sushi Glory Hole," showing a sign with the song title.
December 28, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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Huh
A member of the Naalu Collective from Twilight Imperium, 4th Edition, published by Fantasy Flight Games in 2017
December 21, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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What a fucking name. Feels like a Star Wars prequel character. George Lucas inspo board material.
Player profile for Columbus Blue Jackets goaltender Jet Greaves, #73.
December 13, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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Still brings me joy 🥹
The Washington Capitals celebrate after Evgeny Kuznetsov scores an overtime goal to secure game 6 and the series over the Pittsburgh Penguins in a second round playoff series, 5/7/2018. The Capitals would go on to win the Stanley Cup Final that year.
December 11, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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Turned on YouTube TV and was welcomed with some comfort viewing
A hockey game between the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins, late in the 2nd period. It is game 6 of a second round playoff series between the 2 teams, date 5/7/2018, Capitals leading 3 games to 2. The Capitals would go on to win the game on an overtime goal from Evegeny Kuznetsov, beating their rivals that had knocked them out of the playoffs multiple times in the recent years before. The Capitals would go on to beat the Tampa Bay Lightning in the Eastern Conference Final in 7 games and then the Vegas Golden Knights in 5 games in the Stanley Cup Final, winning the franchise's first Stanley Cup, and the only one to date.
December 11, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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And that's why you never snitch
J. Walter Weatherman, a one-armed character from Arrested Development used to teach the Bluth children "lessons" by pretending to have his arm cut off.
December 10, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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This week 1 loss stings extra. Emergency swap of Guerendo in place of McCaffrey. Briefly had Juszczyk in before pivoting to Guerendo, which would have won me the week
A fantasy matchup between "CMac and Lamarme..." vs. "Amon Ra Doggin," 83.62 vs. 86.36 respectively. The losing team has I. Guerendo in his line-up with 0.0 points.
December 8, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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A dream come true
A text exchange about the killing of the United Healthcare CEO Sent text: CALLING ALL MY DEDUCTIBLE DADDIES 💸🍆 AND PREMIUM PRINCESSES 💅💦 THE CEO OF UNITED HEALTHCARE JUST EXPIRED 🏙💥 AND WE BOUTTA FILE A CLAIM ON THIS CAMPY COFFIN CUTIE 😵‍💫⚰️✨ SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY COPAY CUTTHROATS 💉🩸 WHO STAY DENYING THE SYSTEM AND WORKIN’ THE GAG ORDER 🫦💼💯 TODAY’S THE DAY WE SNATCH THIS FUNERAL FANTASY 👠☠️ AND SERVE IT WITH A SIDE OF UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE 🇺🇸🍑 NO NETWORK RESTRICTIONS 🚫🖥️, NO PRE-AUTHORIZATION 🛑🔥 SEND THIS TO 10 OF YOUR NETWORK NANCIES 📠💕 OR SAY BYE-BYE TO THAT POLICY PAYOUT 💸💔 IF YOU GET 5 BACK, YOU’RE A CERTIFIED CLAIMS QUEEN 👑✨ AND IF YOU GET 10 BACK 🔥🔥 WE ALL GETTING THAT SINGLE-PAYER PUSS 🔥💯 Received text: I had no idea this happened Received text: Can’t believe this how I find out
December 5, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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Tweet meme format from classic Kevin Durant Tweet Kevin Durant: Hold up, do Pikachu really charge $400 to show hole? Please tell me this is bullsh*t.. Kaylana Reese@: it's for real Kevin Durant: l'm gonna go outside and light myself on fire. What are we doing to our beautiful queens
November 26, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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Only if it's the butthole one
A Pokémon cars, Pikachu ex. The artwork shows Pikachu's tail and hindquarters in the foreground. His head is surrounded by gems. Full card info: https://www.pokemon.com/us/pokemon-tcg/pokemon-cards/series/sv08/238/
November 26, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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My claim to fame. I've created a handful of gifs that get used across the internet
Email from Tenor, the gif website, congratulating me on one of my gifs being shared 8,000 times. The gif is Nicole Kidman in the AMC ad with the caption "Sometimes... heartbreak feels good in a place like this"
November 24, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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The Capitals starting 6 are accompanied by kids fighting cancer and their joy at being announced brought tears of happiness tonl my eyes
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Washington Capitals hockey players standing on the rink before a game. The 6 players in the starting line-up are accompanied by 6 kids who are fighting cancer. Part of the Hockey Fights Cancer initiative by the NHL. Game is the Colorado Avalanche at the Washington Capitals on 11/21/24
November 22, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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Quote post with a picture of yourself and show the newbies who they're dealing with
Me with a San Francisco 49ers shirt posing with Tommy Wiseau at a movie theater. Tommy is wearing a dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a blue tie, a black vest, sunglasses indoors, gloves, and 4 studded belts.
November 13, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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I survived Ja'marr Chase
Fantasy football match-up, 2024 week 10. 8 team 0.5 PPR superfluous. Score of 164.22-154.55. The losing team had Ja'Marr chase with 49.90 points.
November 12, 2024 at 4:41 AM