Brother Kystos
@brotherkystos.bsky.social
French nerd, metalhead, Son of Russ/daughter of the Emperor/Trazyn fanboy/pointy ears enthusiast.
That annoying guy who keep talking about his cats. And showing you pics. YOU WILL WATCH THEM.
That annoying guy who keep talking about his cats. And showing you pics. YOU WILL WATCH THEM.
Was it really a cold or were you sent to the naughty corner for terrible puns?
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Was it really a cold or were you sent to the naughty corner for terrible puns?
Necromancy and capitalism. That's gonna end well.
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Necromancy and capitalism. That's gonna end well.
But don't you worry. One of these same politicians will pop up in the media soon with the solution to this problem that they have caused.
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
But don't you worry. One of these same politicians will pop up in the media soon with the solution to this problem that they have caused.
Now you need a Celestine.
'cause they really hate each other. Yup. Hate. Nothing more.
'cause they really hate each other. Yup. Hate. Nothing more.
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Now you need a Celestine.
'cause they really hate each other. Yup. Hate. Nothing more.
'cause they really hate each other. Yup. Hate. Nothing more.
Thank the Allfather! Last time I saw this kind of thing (and psychotropics weren't involved) the gpu fried so...
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Thank the Allfather! Last time I saw this kind of thing (and psychotropics weren't involved) the gpu fried so...
TRÉBUCHETS... LOAD... MILKSHAKES!
RELEASE!
RELEASE!
a man wearing a green hat is looking at a catapult in the grass
ALT: a man wearing a green hat is looking at a catapult in the grass
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 AM
TRÉBUCHETS... LOAD... MILKSHAKES!
RELEASE!
RELEASE!
Now, should I be in the "Nish Kumar and Romesh Ranganathan are the same person" brigade or the invading forinner battalion?
Mmm. Decisions decisions.
Mmm. Decisions decisions.
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Now, should I be in the "Nish Kumar and Romesh Ranganathan are the same person" brigade or the invading forinner battalion?
Mmm. Decisions decisions.
Mmm. Decisions decisions.
Yeah. They do leave an absence.
Nearly two years after his passing into the great beyond, I still wake up at night feeling Temudgin climb on the bed.
The distribution system works so, expect one soon.
Not a replacement, mind you. Never a replacement.
Nearly two years after his passing into the great beyond, I still wake up at night feeling Temudgin climb on the bed.
The distribution system works so, expect one soon.
Not a replacement, mind you. Never a replacement.
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Yeah. They do leave an absence.
Nearly two years after his passing into the great beyond, I still wake up at night feeling Temudgin climb on the bed.
The distribution system works so, expect one soon.
Not a replacement, mind you. Never a replacement.
Nearly two years after his passing into the great beyond, I still wake up at night feeling Temudgin climb on the bed.
The distribution system works so, expect one soon.
Not a replacement, mind you. Never a replacement.
Yup. Extreme high fever with seizures around 6 months old.
I'd have been one of the reasons infant mortality rate were that high.
I'd have been one of the reasons infant mortality rate were that high.
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Yup. Extreme high fever with seizures around 6 months old.
I'd have been one of the reasons infant mortality rate were that high.
I'd have been one of the reasons infant mortality rate were that high.
Alexander The Great... 's chief eunuch.
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Alexander The Great... 's chief eunuch.
The British Museum has actual British stuff in it?
The Internet has lied to me again!
The Internet has lied to me again!
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The British Museum has actual British stuff in it?
The Internet has lied to me again!
The Internet has lied to me again!
First thing that came to mind.
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 AM
First thing that came to mind.
In my case, i got a lot of unsold Imperium magazines from a tobacco/newspapers shop that was closing when the owner retired.
Gives me plenty of basic marines, Sisters, etc. to try and rekindle the talent i never had when I stopped painting 20 years ago.
Gives me plenty of basic marines, Sisters, etc. to try and rekindle the talent i never had when I stopped painting 20 years ago.
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
In my case, i got a lot of unsold Imperium magazines from a tobacco/newspapers shop that was closing when the owner retired.
Gives me plenty of basic marines, Sisters, etc. to try and rekindle the talent i never had when I stopped painting 20 years ago.
Gives me plenty of basic marines, Sisters, etc. to try and rekindle the talent i never had when I stopped painting 20 years ago.
Warriors of Genghis Khan still slaps harder than anything Manowar ever did!
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Warriors of Genghis Khan still slaps harder than anything Manowar ever did!
It sounds really naff but "the hobbit".
Got me to give an interest in a barely spoken barbarous dialect that was foisted upon us at school and for which I had no bloody interest, english. Opened a whole cultural world that was at the time limited to french dubs of Benny Hill.
Got me to give an interest in a barely spoken barbarous dialect that was foisted upon us at school and for which I had no bloody interest, english. Opened a whole cultural world that was at the time limited to french dubs of Benny Hill.
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It sounds really naff but "the hobbit".
Got me to give an interest in a barely spoken barbarous dialect that was foisted upon us at school and for which I had no bloody interest, english. Opened a whole cultural world that was at the time limited to french dubs of Benny Hill.
Got me to give an interest in a barely spoken barbarous dialect that was foisted upon us at school and for which I had no bloody interest, english. Opened a whole cultural world that was at the time limited to french dubs of Benny Hill.
They don't belong in the same universe, you tourist!
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
They don't belong in the same universe, you tourist!
I don't wanna sound like a karen, or even worse, an american but... You get compensated for that, right?
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I don't wanna sound like a karen, or even worse, an american but... You get compensated for that, right?
That show was broadcast exactly once on french tv. Every time we speak of shows from our childhood, i seem to be the only one who remembers it.
It did exist! I'M NOT MAD!
I WILL SHOW THEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
errrr.
It did exist! I'M NOT MAD!
I WILL SHOW THEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
errrr.
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
That show was broadcast exactly once on french tv. Every time we speak of shows from our childhood, i seem to be the only one who remembers it.
It did exist! I'M NOT MAD!
I WILL SHOW THEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
errrr.
It did exist! I'M NOT MAD!
I WILL SHOW THEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
errrr.
Ah fuck it. English is too complicated.
Going back to german. That's easy, right. Right?
Going back to german. That's easy, right. Right?
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Ah fuck it. English is too complicated.
Going back to german. That's easy, right. Right?
Going back to german. That's easy, right. Right?
I knew Britain was bad, but not to the "comes with own filtre" bad level.
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I knew Britain was bad, but not to the "comes with own filtre" bad level.
Look at the dude and know with absolute certainty there's a bottle opener at the end.
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Look at the dude and know with absolute certainty there's a bottle opener at the end.
Screened from... You know... There.
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Screened from... You know... There.
It's not. She posted yesterday on the other place.
Nunu's at the Emperor's right side.
Probably scratching the Throne.
Nunu's at the Emperor's right side.
Probably scratching the Throne.
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 AM
It's not. She posted yesterday on the other place.
Nunu's at the Emperor's right side.
Probably scratching the Throne.
Nunu's at the Emperor's right side.
Probably scratching the Throne.