Ah yes, that beautiful celebration of male friendship, Romper Stomper...

I'd have thought the trickiest factor in the manhunt is that 300 million people want to buy him a beer and offer him a room for the night, but for some reason CNN didn't mention that

I have no idea how meteorology works but what the hell?

You can't harpoon Swan River dolphins to make a fine pair of boots anymore because woke

Love the editor's call here that "learnings" is not a real word