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Nicole Bross
@brossypants.nicolebross.com
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Author of PAST PRESENCE | Book coach | Editor of Birthing Magazine | accidental TikTok influencer➡️momsrecipebox | AuDHD | she/her
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A few more of the approximately one zillion shots I took
The aurora borealis as seen from the sky, with the wing of a plane visible to the right. The aurora are bright green waves filling the top half of the frame. The aurora borealis as seen from the sky, with the wing of a plane visible to the right. The aurora are bright green waves filling the top half of the frame. The aurora borealis as seen from the sky, with the wing of a plane visible to the right. The aurora are bluish green waves filling the top half of the frame.
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Literally the best flight I’ve ever taken and it’s not even close 😭
A picture shot through the window of a plane, with the wing visible extending out from the right. The curvature of the earth is in the lower half of the frame, and above it the aurora borealis swirls in vivid greens, crossing the sky like a ribbon of light.
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Gonna be worth it though 🥕👩‍🌾
Four pint jars of bright orange pickled carrots sit on a white countertop. There are flour and utensil canisters behind them.
November 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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The carrot harvest—that was legit bountiful 🥕👩‍🌾 Will pickle some, make soup out of the rest!
A large pile of freshly-pulled carrots sits on top of a white kitchen counter. The carrots still have dirt clinging to them and vibrant green fern-like tops. There are probably 100 carrots in the pile.
October 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Pub day is here! (It was actually yesterday, I’m so bad at social media lol) There was CAKE and #1 BEST SELLER BANNERS and MUCH SCREAMING

If you or someone you know is a neurospicy writer who wants to ACTUALLY WRITE THAT BOOK, grab your copy of A Novel Approach today!

books2read.com/anovelapproach
A photo showing a rectangular sheet cake with white icing piped around the edges. On top is an edible image of the front cover of the new nonfiction book A Novel Approach: Strategies for ADHD Writers. The cover is red, with an image of a black scribbled line that straightens out to trace the shape of an open book and pen. The text is white for the title and author names, and yellow for the subtitle. A screenshot of the Amazon sale page for the new nonfiction book A Novel Approach: Strategies for ADHD Writers. The page features the #1 Best Seller banner for the Authorship category.
October 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Behold my bountiful grape harvest lol
A close-up picture of a small bunch of half a dozen cherry-pit-sized purple Concord grapes hanging from a vine of yellowing leaves. Out of focus in the background is a second, similarly-sized bunch of unripened grapes.
October 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I just wanted a nice pic of him in the catnip watching the bees but instead-

I am CRYING
A black cat is sitting outside in a large patch of catnip with purple flowers. A stream of green liquid barf is coming out of his mouth.
August 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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absolutely outrageous
August 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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CANNOT believe this is my life
A handwritten post-it note is stuck to a kitchen table. It reads “if you want WATERMELON it’s in the OVEN because cats are GOBLINS” A plate of watermelon slices sits on the same kitchen table. A black cat is bent toward it, eating one of the slices.
August 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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My lavatera this year is GORGEOUS
A close-up photo of a bubblegum-pink lavatera flower, with darker pink striations from the centre outward.
August 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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“Melt-proof sweetness” what? Are people melting other types of fruit? Is this happening accidentally or on purpose? Is it because of climate change? Are my nectarines safe? Do I need to set up fans for my apple trees?!?!
A close-up of a Chiquita banana sticker on a banana. The text at the bottom of the sticker reads “melt-proof sweetness.”
July 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Blueberry basil jam 🫐

Somehow wound up making 26 jars of this, good thing it’s frickin’ delicious
A dozen half-pint jars of blueberry basil jam are stacked two levels high on top of a kitchen table with a blue resin river running through it
July 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Me if I was a typewriter
An overhead photo of a grey manual Underwood typewriter. It has a bright pink handwritten sign that says “I’m old! Please do NOT push my buttons.”
July 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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MY 🌸 PEONIES 🌸 ARE 🌸 BLOOMING
A vibrant peony plant with white and pale pink flowers in full bloom A close-up of a peony flower in full bloom. The interior of the flower is a creamy white and the outer petals are a pale pink. It’s surrounded by green leaves.
June 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Uhh no
A screenshot of a google spellcheck suggesting to change the word ‘muffins’ (spelled with an S at the end) to ‘muffinz’ with a Z at the end. The sentence the word is being used in is “The muffins sound delicious.”
June 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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This headline 😭😭😭
A screenshot of a headline from a CTV news story. It reads “What’s so special about orange cats? Turns out they’re freaks of nature” Above the headline is a picture of a short haired orange tabby cat with pale green eyes, looking up
May 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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This is the most beautiful tree in my neighbourhood
On a quiet neighbourhood street, a tree with a vivid canopy of bright pink blossoms spans the entire front yard and over the sidewalk. The tree is in full bloom, with so many flowers that no leaves are visible at all.
May 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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We put the flowers in the bin so the cats couldn’t get at them so OF COURSE this happened
A tall glass plant cabinet sits in front of a sunny full-length window in a living room with a hardwood floor. On top of it is a green Rubbermaid bin holding two flower bouquets, which are partially visible. Also just poking up over the top of the bin are two ears of a black cat.
May 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Help my 15yo is SO adorable look what he made 😭😭😭
A photo of a homemade poster with colourful writing that says “ur obsessed w/ flowers & gummy bears & I’m obsessed w/ you being my girlfriend” below that phrase are two empty check boxes, one for yes and one for no. The poster also has drawings of flowers and bears on it.
February 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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This headline 💀💀💀
A screenshot of a news story from CBC News. In the top part of the image is a photo of several cartons of eggs stacked on a grocery store shelf, labelled ‘Extra Large White Grade AA.’ Below the image is the article’s headline, which reads “ Thieves stole 100,000 organic eggs off a trailer in Pennsylvania. Police are scrambling”
February 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Got recruited on LinkedIn to apply for a position at Meta, lol no thanks
A screenshot of a direct message on LinkedIn. It reads, “Hi (name blacked out), thanks for reaching out but I don’t think I have the ‘masculine energy’ Meta’s looking for and I don’t see myself working for a platform that permits people to call me mentally ill on account of my sexuality. If you have any non-Meta-related opportunities in the future, please keep me in mind. Best, Nicole
January 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Only women have grandmas according to AI 🤨
A screenshot taken from a conversation with an AI chatbot that reads: “Am I understanding correctly? Just to confirm your gender as well, you mentioned your grandma, so I can assume you identify as female.”
January 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Asked inspirobot.me for my 2025 energy and you guys 😭😭😭
The image is a photo of a man in a parka standing on a wooden dock or boardwalk, facing away from the camera and shining a flashlight into the night sky, which is clear and full of stars. A forested area is silhouetted in the distance. The caption says “Try writing.”
January 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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If you have coworkers as clingy as I do, a makeshift bed beside the laptop can keep them out of your lap and off your keyboard!
To the left, an open laptop with a text document sits on top of a wood table. Beside it, curled into a ball with his head tucked in, sleeps a pale orange cat on top of a folded brown towel.
November 18, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #258,971!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #258,971, Nicole Bross ‪@brossypants.nicolebross.com‬, joined on Jul 5, 2023"
October 22, 2024 at 5:35 AM