I want to be what cocky trophy boys, arrogant academics, and chauvinistic assholes have nightmares about.

I want to be karma. I want to be the reckoning you have to deal with.

Your personal dose of accountability, served with your legs up on a slick changing mat.

If you’re a dick, watch out.

There are enough preening peacocks in the queer community.

Too many assholes with *such* a high opinion of themselves, who think being mean is a personality.

They need to be humbled.
They need to be humiliated.
They need be brought down to size.

Spanked, diapered, used up.

Put in their place.

I want a reputation for absolutely ruining an inflated ego with a blisteringly humiliating dose of karma.

You have a perfect body? Great.
It’ll look great posed like a toy in a drippy bloated diaper.

You’re smart? Awesome.
You’ll do a good job babbling nursery rhymes behind a drooly pacifier.

My diva ❤️💖🩵

Don’t tempt me with a good time.

I was voted “Most Likely To Set A Series of Kinky and Ironically Karmic Traps for Brats” award, after all

I think you spooked them lol

I’d say try and work on relaxing your bladder muscles, and not holding as much before you feel the urge.

We want weak bladder muscles, after all

You may have *entered* a big boy, but you waddled out as something else, runt. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Must be lucky for you.

The course load wasn’t the only heavy load you were having to worry about…

And what was this accident? You soaked your diaper at a bar?
That’s not very big boy of you, bud 🤷🏼‍♂️

Sure! Here’s a selfie I just took!

Hello 😍

Here are some photos of babys I take care of.

Hello 😍😍

Thaese photos are some of my favorites of baby and also and when you

Ans hello 😍😍

Here is picture of my nursyrey where I change all diapers

I love baby, and have many myself

All your most secret desires are found in me. I also love ALBD babies most of all

Maybe this is just my ultra specific experience, but

This 90s comedy about 3 dumb goons kidnapping and holding a rich baby for ransom…

There’s a surreal, 90s style bubble lens POV scene of handsome hunky dumb goons attempting a wacky, slapstick diaper change…

I was squirming in my chair

The episode that launched a thousand bedwetting kinks

There’s something about the way he slaps it on the butt that’s so nonchalant and just like… 😵‍💫

And the idea of a diaper getting stuck on something is also 🥵