I still vividly remember the first time he said "cum for your mother" instead of cum for mommy ๑﹏๑

pro tip: call your dom dad/mom instead of daddy/mommy

this will only have positive consequences

No I can't feel anything for another person without the rush of a codependent relationship, y?

He saw me doing the same thing w the other two people I talk to directly and now he tells me I'm like an evil court advisor

I don't talk much with people who aren't my brother so whenever we're with a group of people I whisper all my stupid jokes to him and he says them louder so everyone hears. So basically I'm like

I'm so happy living with my brother :) I've never been treated like the darling baby of a family before. I've never been cherished and pampered and just, /thought of/ like I am now

I love it when he's sick...I love the sick taste in his mouth and I love the sick smell on his breath and I love his snotty little nose and I love to listen to his sniffling and his raspy snoring and I love to feel his burning skin