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pfp/header by @zambicarts.bsky.social! She/Her, 34. Call me Kraken or Jade. I write things. Permanent resident of Rare Pair Hell™
Playing: Octopath Traveler 0; 9 R.I.P
Reading: Men at Arms (Discworld)
Playing: Octopath Traveler 0; 9 R.I.P
Reading: Men at Arms (Discworld)
if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
I haven't finished the first fic yet, but horny brainworms have swooped in out of nowhere alsjfhslkjdfh
December 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I haven't finished the first fic yet, but horny brainworms have swooped in out of nowhere alsjfhslkjdfh
(octopath 0 spoilers) I found my WIFE'S HUSBAND
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
(octopath 0 spoilers) I found my WIFE'S HUSBAND
(octopath 0 spoilers) I found my WIFE
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
(octopath 0 spoilers) I found my WIFE
Still batshit insane about Kai (and Kisa)😭
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Still batshit insane about Kai (and Kisa)😭
The Celsus/Pius smooching is happening hehehehe🤭
December 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The Celsus/Pius smooching is happening hehehehe🤭
Gotta throw this up here too🎶🎶
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Gotta throw this up here too🎶🎶
*lying face down on the floor* I love themmm
December 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
*lying face down on the floor* I love themmm
Don't...don't look at me ljkshfkjsdakajls
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Don't...don't look at me ljkshfkjsdakajls
#sosgb, Jules/Farmer (Original Female Character). Time for Chapter 7! AKA real emotional hurt/comfort hours :')
archiveofourown.org/works/713211...
archiveofourown.org/works/713211...
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
#sosgb, Jules/Farmer (Original Female Character). Time for Chapter 7! AKA real emotional hurt/comfort hours :')
archiveofourown.org/works/713211...
archiveofourown.org/works/713211...
Oh no...the sads are happening🫠
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Oh no...the sads are happening🫠
Jules, after not seeing Lila for (1) week: I am going to McFreakin' lose it!!
November 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Jules, after not seeing Lila for (1) week: I am going to McFreakin' lose it!!
*Kronk voice* Oh yeah, it's all coming together
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
*Kronk voice* Oh yeah, it's all coming together
#sosgb, Jules/Farmer (Original Female Character). Chapter 6 is up! In which our main characters get some support and advice from the other bachelor/ettes (and Mina lol):
archiveofourown.org/works/713211...
archiveofourown.org/works/713211...
November 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
#sosgb, Jules/Farmer (Original Female Character). Chapter 6 is up! In which our main characters get some support and advice from the other bachelor/ettes (and Mina lol):
archiveofourown.org/works/713211...
archiveofourown.org/works/713211...
F-Fwends🥺🥺 (2: Electric Boogaloo) plus a peek at one of the three other ships that are gonna pop up in this chapter hehe
November 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
F-Fwends🥺🥺 (2: Electric Boogaloo) plus a peek at one of the three other ships that are gonna pop up in this chapter hehe
Jules managed to up his game quite a bit, because this is from the first iteration of this event lmao
November 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Jules managed to up his game quite a bit, because this is from the first iteration of this event lmao
I am mentally ill about them🥺
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I am mentally ill about them🥺
F-Fwends😭😭
October 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
F-Fwends😭😭
#sosgb, Jules/Farmer (Original Female Character). Chapter 5 time...and thar be some angst up in here now oof, also Jules gets a nice pep talk from Wilbur of all people lol
archiveofourown.org/works/713211...
archiveofourown.org/works/713211...
October 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
#sosgb, Jules/Farmer (Original Female Character). Chapter 5 time...and thar be some angst up in here now oof, also Jules gets a nice pep talk from Wilbur of all people lol
archiveofourown.org/works/713211...
archiveofourown.org/works/713211...
I have reached the start of the angsty section of the fic...hurts so good arg🫠
October 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I have reached the start of the angsty section of the fic...hurts so good arg🫠
Woe, unresolved trauma be upon ye (sorry Lila aksjfhskljfhs)
October 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Woe, unresolved trauma be upon ye (sorry Lila aksjfhskljfhs)