Another vote for 3

1. "The devil is beating his wife"
2. Dallas / Fort Worth, Texas

dude this is DELIGHTFUL thank you for the introduction

That's a Cooper's Hawk. I read once that a study of Cooper's Hawk skeletons revealed that like half of them had healed chest fractures from chasing prey (other birds) through vegetation and fucking up. That kind of seems like a Hellworld fact idk.