Denver and Jefferson counties in Colorado are a hot-bed of paranormal white-collar crimes and both Gov. Polis and Denver Mayor Mike Johnston are willfully ignorant of it!

My next-door neighbor is a ghoul who commits tax fraud. He goes around town eating people and doesn’t report ANY of the income he steals from their wallets. (he does make a mean bowl of soup tho…)

Just met a lich running a soul-based ponzi scheme. He offered me unlimited power (and sexual appeal) in exchange for my soul. Come to find out, he still owes HIS soul to Gader'el! Ain’t gonna trick me. Stay vigilant out there.

NEWS: Vampires no longer sucking blood - Vamps have found a way to suck your electricity to farm crypto. Experts advise constantly torrenting pictures of garlic to prevent power theft.

My aunt said her dead husband gives her insider trading advice from beyond the grave. This is how she could afford her in-ground pool. I think this should be illegal and we must let our representatives in government know this is unacceptable.

GOOD NEWS: The killer-clowns in the Rocky Mountains are no longer killing.
BAD NEWS: They are committing insurance fraud by running in front of unsuspecting motorists.

My dog caught a ghost in my house last week. Damned thing was stripping copper!

SUmmoned a demon using a classic runic circle and she just pitched me an MLM straight from the depths of hell. Didn’t even get possessed or tortured. disappointment

NEWS: A group of zombies has been charged with illegal organ trading. The said group sold their own organs on the black market, knowing full well they were dead as shit.

A skin-walker stole my credit card

FACT: “AI” is actually powered by the souls of the damned, and these “data centers” are holes to hell that bait spirits to do work in exchange for “hell tokens” that they can spend on demonic slot-machines.

Ghosts commit white collar crimes too