Brookiosaur
brookiosaur.bsky.social
Brookiosaur
@brookiosaur.bsky.social
dykish tran 🧡🤍🩷
In 2017, thousands of Juggalos and Juggalettes marched on washington to drink Faygo and protest their FBI classification as a criminal gang (and broader implications for job discrimination, police harassment, and child custody). The ACLU case failed and they are still considered a gang to this day.
December 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
3-year tranniversary yiddies
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
dystopia where everyone wears bald caps
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH A SERIES OF PULLEYS WHO STRENGTHENS ME
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
the only clap you should hear at the movie theater is pained groaning from an adjacent urinal
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Gonna start a Thing about how wisconsin fitting so nicely into minnesota is concrete proof of God
May 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
why brew some crack when u could crack some brews 🍻
May 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
those hockey romance books should be should be about a woman hockey player dating a male figure skater because what's the point if it doesn't feel a little queer
May 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
YAOI is what tom would probably say if jerry hammered his thumb haha i love those guys
April 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I'm hesitant to invest police dollars into those boston dynamics robots until they can replace officers for critical tasks like beating their wives
April 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A ray that turns people into horned sheep would have Shocking Ramifications
April 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The director's cut, you say? Oh, well i suppose it IS hollywood🤷‍♀️
March 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
sisyphus with kidney stones
March 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
you ever think abt how "no shit sherlock" could've been a jab at his inability to poop as an opium addict
February 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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liberals will be like "your strategy pales in comparison to mine, boycotting chik-fil-a" and then not boycot chik-fil-a
February 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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This woman rises out of the damp earth to argue with stones and the thin air for the midnight hours until at dawn she wanders back down into the dank marshy ground leaving not a trace of her passage
February 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
What if acupuncture could unblock a dog's chakras, making it become ensouled & start talking like Scooby Doo
February 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
had a dream about hiding from nazis in an attic. Apparently when put in that scenario i'll cut off three of my fingers with safety scissors
January 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
im like if a tomboy and a faggot had a baby
January 24, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Elon's intact virility is an embarrassment to the administration, bucking the long & storied tradition of advisors becoming eunuchs in a process known as wisdommaxxing
January 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
#t4t
trans catgirls got me rabid for
January 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT ROOSTERS ARE CREATURES THAT ROOST AND A ROOST IS A CHICKEN PERCH AND IT COMES FROM DUTCH hshjdhkrdjgsfjgsscj
January 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Rather than crawling through the desert repenting, I let the soft animal of my body love what it loves. But the soft animal in question is a whale whose hunger for squid is boundless
Whale fact: whales are not capable of sin because sin is not real and they are whales
January 19, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Someone bring me a microscope, a vial of cum, and some spermicide. I wanna watch those fuckers die
January 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I'm like 80% sure that my bottom dysphoria would disappear if I wasn't circumcised
January 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM