I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out

If you have a Republican representing you in the House or Senate, call them to demand they undo Trump's tariffs.

They're already shaken by the 20 point shift in Florida and the Wisconsin loss. You can fuel that feeling.

I hope Cory Booker’s courage and tenacity spread like measles in Texas.

Before last week, I thought I knew what doomscrolling was. I knew nothing.

The DOGE kids showing up at Treasury:

I want to start posting here more — actually I want to start posting here exclusively. But I’d be posting into the void. I know I can’t rebuild a network without actually saying anything. How are we handling this? Just embracing both the chicken and the egg? I have a whopping 36 followers today.

Merci, Gisèle Pelicot.

Raindrops, roses, whiskers, kittens, pasteurized milk, a functional federal government: these are a few of the things I enjoy to varying degrees.

Happy 13-year anniversary of the day I got a personalized holiday card from Insane Clown Posse.

Unpopular opinion: I don’t want polio.

I’m exhausted by the idea of starting another social identity, but more exhausted by the idea of complying in advance, out of laziness. So… here’s a new 95% accurate reflection of my real life, mildly sanitized for the public.

the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment