You’re so right! Write, record, tour, do charity work, produce, direct, collab, be in a serious relationship, and create/manage the thousands of miles of interconnected underground Easter Egg cable. She might be the smartest marketer alive.

My book was there! In several editions. Authors—be sure to look and file. I don’t want billionaires profiting from my original creative work and IP, especially without compensation.

This is the best joke I have read for a long time.

Nightswimming is part of my dna now.

Lolol but have they heard of different font sizes???

You’re on thin ice 😂

(Shudders)

This is such a good list.

It’s about time, we could use some new ones.

Honestly the pic of the potato salad sent me

Her follow up was “hiiiii come get ready for my funeral with me, besties!” Then made a bagel, giggled and went back upstairs.

She’s actually a lovely person and we have a great relationship. We share a dark sense of humor. I told her she couldn’t get Chipotle tonight bc I wasn’t sure I’d be alive.

It was a joke…because of the sort of hip-hop cravats and pantaloons vibe of this performance