BJ Knisley
@brookeknisley.bsky.social
Writer. Comedy. Tech Bro(oke). Disabled.
Bylines in HuffPost, Paste Magazine, Vulture, McSweeney's, Weekly Humorist, Shouts & Murmurs, etc. she/they
🩸If you DM me, I'll probably throw up blood.
Bylines in HuffPost, Paste Magazine, Vulture, McSweeney's, Weekly Humorist, Shouts & Murmurs, etc. she/they
🩸If you DM me, I'll probably throw up blood.
The only sort of acceptable "U up?" message
October 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The only sort of acceptable "U up?" message
![Them: You do look gorgeous in that shot 😍
Them: You also look gorgeous here
[Pic of a sneaky little redhead cleaning her sunglasses on the hem of her dress]
Me: ~20 minutes later, I puked on your car](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mndyx6vc7cjctxukgsnbz4eg/bafkreigbjiomn2bnyun4etbh5g2cg52qb5oyluhsxm5ufgulxucuo36dre@jpeg)
New pickup lines just dropped
February 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
New pickup lines just dropped
It's that time of year again
December 8, 2024 at 10:24 PM
It's that time of year again
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
November 28, 2024 at 1:38 AM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
As if the Washington Post wasn't bad enough... body shaming
November 23, 2024 at 6:44 PM
As if the Washington Post wasn't bad enough... body shaming