I wonder if www.woodenmolds.com could do a custom job? Or maybe see if the Elder Millennials of Zion could use the space laser as a giant engraver. I'm sure there's a multi-dollar merch empire to be had!
I wonder if www.woodenmolds.com could do a custom job? Or maybe see if the Elder Millennials of Zion could use the space laser as a giant engraver. I'm sure there's a multi-dollar merch empire to be had!
FMC: Middle-aged mom (based on The Landlady from Kung Fu Hustle) who had to put her martial arts career on hold for plot-convenient reasons and is Too Busy For This Shit.
Signature techniques:
- Sweep Floor - Hang Laundry On Line - Carry Two Bags of Garbage - Cook Dinner - Discipline Naughty Child
November 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
FMC: Middle-aged mom (based on The Landlady from Kung Fu Hustle) who had to put her martial arts career on hold for plot-convenient reasons and is Too Busy For This Shit.
Signature techniques:
- Sweep Floor - Hang Laundry On Line - Carry Two Bags of Garbage - Cook Dinner - Discipline Naughty Child