I will always remember the off-season of "Bryce Harper's dog is named Wrigley"

I feel sorry for whoever gets Kyle Tucker

Make sure to leave some peanuts and Cracker Jack out for Abner Doubleday

A baseball game is never too short nor too long. It lasts precisely as long as it means to

Was entirely convinced that Glasnow would be walking out of the bullpen at the end of the game in a Boras Corp hat

We were approaching "exits the bullpen in a Boras hat" territory